They should've put this show on Cinemax so there could've been a scene where Barbara seduced Lee and then ran her thru the BDSM wringer. I don't know if that would've been "good", but it wouldn'tve been "boring".

Carrie who? I'm not sure who you mean because I mostly stopped referring to newer secondary characters by name after acknowledging that this whole thing is a contrivance.

Y'know, Todd, she probably told you that specifically to help preserve some of her own sanity by not having to be directly exposed to the show for a week.

I've never liked America's obsession w/ random violence and the associated "fear state", if not least because I fear that some day, it's going to lead to the loss of most of our freedoms in the name of "security". The interrogation of the fear state is actually the subject of some unpublished writing I have rattling…

Google are the real Glassholes here. We should take a note from Mad Stan's playbook.

Oh, Sonia, one more thing? Music reviews won't help you escape Following-level tripe, especially if your editor-in-chief assigns you to the deathcore beat. (not that deathcore can actually hold a beat most of the time…)

OH YEAH! I REMEMBER THAT EXACTLY NOW! THANK YOU!

Boom.

I'm not sure if you're actually serious about not remembering how the other women slept w/ Pam, but as I recall, Lana once agreed to it as part of an effort to ***REDACTED*** w/ Cyril after their breakup (after no one else would agree to sleep w/ either Lana or Pam, I need to go back to that ep), while Malory was once…

Well, she'd already done reviews for S1 elsewhere. So maybe not so quick after all.

Ostensibly, she's still on this show, but outside of some vague revenge angle for Mike, she no longer has any bearing on the plot and therefore doesn't appear outside the "Previously On" segments and a talking head bit about her being more complex than Carroll because she's a woman psychopath, which as I said on…

Ah, quote mining. How I enjoy chuckling at such conventions…

The more this show sucks, the more Tweets I send out snarking at its various contrivances and cliches. I beamed out fifteen tonight, which I'm pretty sure is on the high end. And that's not counting the three I wasted "conversing" w/ an individual who goes by the name "JoeCarroll2014", and who doesn't seem to…

Maybe. Or maybe they just picked Sonia cause she reviewed this for Hitfix last year, and because David L. Sims got a new job halfway thru the season. (this was originally his assignment after all)

I gotta wonder, was the use of Moynihan a meta-shoutout to Rick & Morty's most direct timeslot competitior?

Well, it's like I said elsewhere, possibly on Twitter itself:

I agree w/ the point about watching bubble shows. Last Resort needed to live. It was the most important show of 2012.

Well, I can certainly respect cultural differences. Sadly, however, you will now have to suffer the wrath…

Personally, I like the "He's standing right behind me, isn't he?" gag.

Oh, ok. That makes sense.