Dear Future Walmart shoplifters -

The city is wrong for that.

Ted Danson has been cast in a new sitcom from Robert Carlock/Tina Fey. It was originally supposed to be a 30 Rock spinoff about Jack Donaghy, but after Alec Baldwin turned it down it was retooled and will star Danson. 

I’ll volunteer to be the caretaker!  One caveat: I’ll need some free time because all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Not going to lie, a stalker/slasher movie using surveillance at a summer camp sounds awesome (ignoring how horrifying it is in the real world). I would like to buy a ticket preemptively, please.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

In the lactose intolerance analogy:

Actually...

And Rosebud is a sled.

One more terrific thing about Alphaville: It takes a common 20th experience of alienation—driving through a city’s center and modernist outer high rises at night and feeling like you’re exploring another planet—as the basis for an entire aesthetic strategy. Elevators? Tower blocks? A TV in your hotel room? Sure, this…

What about TESTAMENT?

“La Jetee” is one of the greatest films ever made.

Triumph of the Shill

Or a version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where all the kids get murdered... wait never mind.

Or a remake of Lidsville where all the characters are on acid. They don’t have to change a thing.

The movie rights for 5 Nights at Freddy’s were outside of SyFy’s price range.

Classic self burn.

In item #3, you quote the years between 2011 and 1017.  I’m going on the lark you meant 2017, because if we could go back in time, we could pay someone on Ellis island to keep trumps grandfather out of the us in the first place...

There is nothing too petty for the US administration

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