Wasn’t this one, was it?

What, no love for Brian Keith as the Soviet Premiere...?

There’s an option that’s both not brought up here and somewhat likely: What if you get into an altercation with a celebrity and manage to be victorious?

You certainly can’t sue the other person for losing; if anything, you might owe them money for damages you caused.

And if the celebrity is someone who has a lot of…

“Threat”? Oh come on...

Not to be the one to spit in the punch bowl, but mantises are actually very helpful, in that they go after flies, mosquitoes, and all kinds of locusts.

There were stories told since the mod-20th Century that killing these insects was against the law in many states, which were just not true, and…

Then tell me who Betsy DeVos is in power to serve.

I’m... just going to leave this here...

Mind you, allowing for a spectacle to be made out of this pick afforded other opportunities. to wit:

However it comes back, I’m assuming all the lustful comments that Fran’s character made about Mel Gibson would NOT turn up in the reboot...

...and we know that The Quiet Man is... We know it stars a man.

Hey, it could have gone in other directions, too...

So, on the one hand, they seem to have been “inspired” by Simon Stålenhag...

...whose influence you can see in the video for the game, with a cool 80's-sounding track...

...which feels likewise “inspired” by Brad Feidel’s main theme for THE TERMINATOR...

...do these folks have anything original to offer...?

...as opposed to Ms. Pirro herself...

A sweet home? If you’ve ever seen a Trump property, it becomes clear that the concept of a “sweet home” is just lost on him...

I just watch that, and every time the same sentence plays out in my head:

“Ready tube one; fire”

More like 1870; anyone else ever heard of this?

Kinda fits here...

Of course it wasn’t Star Wars that gave them that idea.

It was this instead:

Which puts this older piece of news in a whole new context...

Anyone who headlines a stadium is probably exempt—if only because the cost of seeing one of those damn gigs does not equate to 20 minutes, unless it’s the best 20 minutes of my goddamn life.

Shows where I came from: I read the headline, and this is what came to mind for me...