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Chris Nolan, Bruce Timm... Hey, whoever you show, just keep the Hans Zimmer music coming,and I'll be good...

Damnit! They stole my D&D campaign, the one I ran back in 1985... AAARRGH!

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So are these the concept pieces that came from that universe where, instead, Marvel bought Disney...?

Amazingly, not as bad as it might have been. At least there wasn't an effort to go the Red Sonja route...

Please, please, PLEASE tell me this was a study that was *not* funded with a government grant...

"This Frazetta-inspired painting gives us a glimpse of the Micky fantasy adventure that never was, but ignores one important question: What would Minnie be wearing?"

Not that it matters much; according to LAW AND THE MULTIVERSE, the Harmonized Tariff Schedule under which Toy Biz Inc. tried to get away wit de-humanizing mutants and other action figures back in 2003 has since been amended so that the distinction between toys and dolls has been removed; with only one tariff rate to…

Of course, if you wanted to be persuasive, you just use these six words that have prompted forced migrations for years:

Said CJA:

Well, if they ever decide to remake that old clunker Z.P.G. they should probably borrow some of the weird stuff from this film, add it into the remake, and maybe it'll be a decent film by building it out of two other movies that ha-

Glad to see some love for MAN IN THE WHITE SUIT. I was very young when someone first suggested this to me, a kid for whom STAR TREK had been the end-all and be-all of SF until then (and a few years before STAR WARS was released; so no we are *not* having that discussion right now, thank you...), and it opened my…

Sad to say, but I've had a number of major disagreements with people over BRAZIL. Folks I'd be with to see it, both genre fans and those who wouldn't care to watch such fare, have looked at me funny when I start to say nice things about Gilliam's pic. Because it's so dark and trippy, it's a tough sell for the best…

And this appearance on THE BIG BANG THEORY didn't rate? I'm not saying which half of the list it should have been on; hell, it could have gone either way, but still...

Did anyone else catch this from the above, quoted in abbreviated form here:

Yes, someone is going to say "The cake is a lie;" it's obvious.

It's a good thing it's all snazzed up like that, because it allows you to wait out a zombiepocalypse or nuclear attack for a few months easy.

OK, you had me with Tiger Lily the Amish ninja; and from there it just got wilder...