It really is a Ferrari experience at a quarter the price.

Yes it is, an Autobianchi Bianchina.

Autibianchi! I was thinking Lancia. Such a cute lil bambino, my cat though is bigger.

As someone that drove across the US doing 45mph in a military 6x6, it can be a lot of fun...but it is certainly not for everyone.

Even with substantially less kit the plate on one indicated a redline limit of 42 when we were picking up some 5 ton trucks and checked a couple out.

I’ve only heard it as “tits on a bull.”

Born and raised in northern Ohio, and it’s always been “tits on boar” or “tits on a boar hog” to me. Boar is an uncastrated male pig so boar is to pigs as bull is to cattle. “Tits on a boar” is the same as saying“tits on a bull” but in reference to pigs, and it is more accurate than “tits on a pig” since tits on a…

Tits on a Ritz, MMMMmmmmm good cracker!

Tits on a boar was very common when I lived in the south, but you’re correct that I never heard it when I lived in the north east.

I’ve only heard it as “tits on a boar”. I consider this correct, coming from my dad. I grew up in Michigan and he was from CT.

Regional seems likely. I’ve only ever heard it as “tits on a mule.”

Same, here in the North East I’ve never heard “tits on a boar” its always “tits on a bull”. However you’re also far more likely to see a bull than a boar here too.

If all the cars in this country were pink, we would be a pink car nation.

So that’s where Tesla learned from!

I always thought they looked better in their final form:

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

It’s an artisanal car, made from all organic (chemical) ingredients by surly men with mustaches...

“or learn how to fix the brakes yourself and don’t get raped at a Buy Here Pay Here lot.”

That Impala story is insane. If it were me (and I’m not claiming this is smart or right) I would make sure my insurance was good and run it into a tree and hope they call it a total loss.

The only difference between a voluntary surrender and a repo is that you might not incur quite as many recovery fees where the lender is actively trying to find the car. Other than that, it reports exactly the same on credit, and it will still probably leave you owing money on a car you don’t have.