Starred for your 6.73% confidence level.

Auction fees are a lot lower on items intended as complete junk. Not saying this Vette will only bring $1, but if it did, our auction fees for the buyer are only 25 cents.

I work for Copart. There is no such thing as an unsellable car. We can sell anything, even if it’s just for a dollar. This is an extreme example, but most completely burned cars sell for a decent amount. This will be assigned and delivered to a scrapper. It has salvage value.

I’m right there with you. They made some poor schmuck take pictures of this like it’s a car - hell, I’m wondering how they transported it to the junkyard without all the bits getting lost.

Someone please answer this, I want to know.

It’s “that’ll buff out”.

Obviously the driver misjudged his coronering speed.

I say that verbatim five times a day.

I’ll take four pedals.

I want to buy one of these, and then drive it into a ditch so fast it ends up on its roof.

Humans have gotten used to mashing down a different pedal to stop their road-going cars. We have enough people that get “confused” and mash on the gas instead of the brake and end up rocketing into peoples’ living rooms and shops. I don’t think we need to make it more likely that that happens.

The rotors on the bus go round and round and up and down and all kinds of crazy directions.

Poor Baxter.

You could argue until you’re blue in the face with someone who is against it, but they will never see your side unless they open their mind.

ADDING stuff to a frozen pizza? Livin’ large...

Spaghetti AND olives?

BUT IS THE SHIPLAP OK!?!??!?!?!

Don’t worry, she’s not like the others.

Thank you! NYC pizza SUUUUUCKS. Also, your bagels AREN’T bagels. NYC = toilet.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.