I did 11hrs on a motorcycle once, from Kansas City to Denver, so I know all about boring roads. I sang every song I could remember the words to, and delved deeply into every failed relationship.

Every single time there is a “Throat Punch Thursday” which is generally at least 4x per month but sometimes you get a bonus 5th TPT.

Just make sure you file your TPT Reports and don’t confuse them with the TPS Reports.

Covfefe sounds so good right now.

Red Bull clips your wiiiings.

North Texas has 7-Elevens with that selection. I was waiting for someone to post an example.

I’ve only seen that setup at one 7-Eleven in Florida near Lake Brantley in Seminole County (suburbs of Orlando). Strangest thing. I admit to putting some 88 in my rental car that day.

All Sunoco stations run 4 types of fuel, just like above, except they skip 88 aka “Special”, haha.

That’s better than my options passing through Amarillo TX.

This just in: Most CEO’s are tremendous douchebags.

I assume it was some sort of rock concert.

Just wait until you hear what they did from 1939-1945.

We ran out of gas in a VERY bad neighborhood in New Orleans... We saw the gas station, but couldn’t get to it from where we were, so had to make a loop. We went a touch too far, and got in to a really bad part of town that that felt light years from French Quarter even though it was only two miles or so away. Houses…

Nah, just need a box of shop towels to get any wet stuff off that would actually transfer. Then you can wash to get the rest off

Writer, Clearly Unmarried, Jalopnik. 1985 Jeep J10, 1948 Willys CJ-2A, 1995 Jeep Cherokee, 1992 Jeep Cherokee.

Agreed. I live in a nice neighborhood where houses sell in the 350-600k range. My neighbor across the street is a charter fisherman who drives a massive truck. His boat goes in the driveway every night, his wife parks in front of that, and he parks on the lawn. Is it annoying that he parks a 2500HD (super clean,…

Gain weight! Get that up to 50% more.

Sounds like a death trap.

Aye. I live in town and I have a neighbor with a large wooden fishing trawler that he is restoring. Its huge and you can see it from every house in the area. Its not in good shape either, paint is peeling off, no glass, some of the metal bits are rusting.

Step 1: Be rich

I mean this in the nicest way possible...