I can’t keep quiet about this anymore.

Don’t be an asshole and you won’t attract assholes. Overkill? Perhaps. But they wrote the check when they tried to screw with her.

Why, that looks like an Albemarle County, Virginia, tax sticker on the windshield besides the inspection sticker. Hmmmm... *scans brain*

Shit, those shot machines are worth like 200 bucks each, minimum. You got a deal!

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

So much this, this would have been my recomendation!

Mmm the 456GT: My favorite Ferrari 2+2.

Why stop at just 2 cars? Look for things like the BMW 750i, Jaguar XJ12, and Mercedes S600... you could probably buy like 50 of them!

Available as a V12 but only good as a straight 6.

Within 50 miles of my house there are 15 cars for sale on eBay with prices above $400k

Why would he get a Citation? That’s a downgrade from his Delorean.

When my realtor would send me something with a 1 car garage I would immediately reject it. It could have been a house I liked but I’d reject it because it didn’t have enough garage space.

I don’t even drive a manual transmission, and it makes me mad that manufacturers don’t give customers the choice.

You just answered your own question.

I’ve often said that in order to renew your license, you should have to pass the driver’s exam. It should happen at any age, not just when you hit a certain age. I’ve seen people in all age groups that have no clue what’s going on behind the wheel. There are stories on Jalopnik all the time about them.

You must be the life of parties

Bitch please. My Corvair can be stolen with it’s own dip stick.

Boy would it be nice if we civilian off-road enthusiasts had access to such machinery—it would make our mud-pit extraction operations a heck of a lot more interesting.

And FFS GM, stop making reverse lights come on when someone parks the damn car. You either: