When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way

I am from upstate NY. They are as representative of Buffalo Wings as McDonald’s is representative of Scottish cuisine.

It looks like the last gen FJ Cruiser dressed up to go to a gay leather bar.

That was beautiful retort.

OOOOOHHHH! Yeah. Right! That’s the one where your balls end up hanging off your hitch, right?

You can also pay extra for the Chris Brown appearance package and have unique “Domestic Assault Vehicle” badges added along with random bling around the vehicle.

OH! Jokes about the reliability of Alfa Romeo. SO original and funny! HAHAHA!

You have just defined the Ford’s advertising campaign.

Lexus’ Predator face

This. Totally a Ford F-150. Doesn’t every Texan drive one anyway?

This is scary. It’s happened to me before. Sometimes the effects aren’t felt immediately, but then suddenly you lose all of your motor skills.. That’s why I stopped doing gravity bong hits.

Counterpoint: Dressing nicely might score you a free upgrade (but very likely won’t), while dressing comfortably is a sure bet.

So what your really saying is that the ATS-V is going to have massive incentives on it once this all plays out.

Seriously. Only ONE Nickelback album made it?

Fuck lane splitters. This is awesome.

I would never sous-vide tuna, but that’s only because it’s best eaten raw, over rice, and prepared by a Japanese person.

VIOLENTLY ripped the ball from him? Get the fuck out of here.

“The S3 can be had with a manual and cheaper as the Golf R”