Groan out of your penis hole? I feel like I’m getting to old for this shit.

Nailed it.

What the good shit are you doing putting Star Wars anything but number one in any list ever created? We’re not talking about the prequels here!

Terrifying series, I still have a well-worn copy of More Scary Stories, it has seen better days but it will still be able to get quite a few more reads out of it when I have kids. During my 80’s/90’s run as a kid I also had picked up two more anthologies: ‘The Cat-Dogs’ and ‘Bone Meal’, both reminded me of the…

Definitely John K reference with a lot of Ren & Stimpy nods in there

Timeline....what a horrendous pile of shit that took out every piece of scientific explanation from the book to make the movie just explosions and Paul Walker looking concerned. The caption on the movie poster how dumbed down this film was ‘Next year you’re history’. I read the book three times, I made it through 30…

If this ruined the movie for you, you have some very seriously and deeply disturbing personal issues my friend.

Hey wait a minute...THIS GUY IS RIGHT! BASH THE AUTHORS HEAD IN, MAYBE THERE’S STAR WARS TICKETS INSIDE!!!!!!

`The guy who knew how to survive horror movies in Scream`, you mean Jamie Kennedy, up until recently a very famous actor that everyone from the late 90`s and early 2000`s would easily recognize by name

It seems strange not to mention that Williamson also wrote the script for Scream.

“Basic” science questions.

I had never heard of the Shannara series or the Knight of the Word series before I picked up this book at a public library on faithful day and my life changed forever. Thank god there was an entire series. Also very much looking forward to the Shannara series on MTV.

Probably not if they’re staying within canon, the 501st would all be dead by this point.

Robot - a machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically, especially one programmable by a computer.

Just because it had pool noodles attached to it to make it look more friendly doesn’t take away from the complex programming and GPS unit inside of it.

If Ed is involved in this Jesse didn’t know. I’ve been watching Jesse and Jeana for a good three or four years now and I could never see him involved in something like that. Ed...well, I don’t know him as well but I mean it could be the case that he decided that it would be a good publicity stunt for him to destroy…

I love how just because we're all upset that a classic is being basically torn apart and reshaped under the likes of a man who created the movie 'Bridesmaids' comes down to the fact that we are anti-feminists.

Guess what I love my sister, I love my mother, I love my niece and I want her to grow up in a world where she…

I can make out like two or three e-mail addresses in that list still. Just sayin', should probably cover them up better.

Knowing how invested emotionally Mojang has been in Minecraft I doubt they would sell to Microsoft without solid agreements that they would not change much. Also as the old saying goes, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Why would Microsoft spend 2 billion on something just to fuck with it and then possibly ruin what…

Seeing as pigs were the FIRST meat-giving animal, this is a pretty major overlook.

I don't understand why the doors need to look different with different wood...they should have crafting recipes so you can make the new different styles of doors in all the colours.