Not if it’s how you make your living, dickbag.

Oh heck. Can’t win ‘em all.

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

Yeah, that looks like static caused that one.

As an airline engineer whose job function is the nacelles (includes thrust reversers) the best response I’ve got is “Maybe?”

Is the plane exploded? Y/N If “N”>Not A Screw Up.

One time I was driving around, my gas light came on, and I got gas.

Just not as good as the old Monte stock cars:

Don’t get all the hate for the C4. It’s fun, cheap entertainment. I know I like mine...

There is a very high chance that the person parking there is also the owner of such building.

“Some Jalopnik editor, somewhere, just popped a blood vessel because their internal radar senses that I did indeed publish a giant, never-ending block quote on this fine website.” 

I live pretty close by and would love to help free/fix some of those cars he needs selling.

He should sell you the Jeepster Commando cheap for your annual drive to Moab after all you’ve done for him. Once he frees up the motor there won’t be as much of a challenge. “Project Go Commando” has a nice ring to it. Especially if you can’t get the heater to work in time for the drive.

After hearing its engine roar to life, my brother bought one of Ron’s old Saabs and started cleaning it this past weekend. Before and after:

Father of 4 here. Spontaneous Triplets yo. It happens. A minivan is the only way to go. I’m sorry. Yes, it makes you very uncool. Suck it up. Own it. Put a Nine Inch Nails sticker on your back window for the irony.

This. And, you can buckle the 3 year old in to the booster in the 3rd row through the hatch. I speak from experience.

Hey. Pick on someone who isn’t rich enough to track you down.

#NoGrillLyfe

It’s funny that you mention if they still built 95 Camry’s that they’d sell as fast as they can be produced. From time to time I get sit downs with various auto execs, and depending on the brand, I will generally have a conversation with them about “If you would have just kept producing X car exactly as it was made in…

I’m a C-130 pilot and although I don’t and have never flown for the Hunters I have a friend who flys for them. The wind speed in the hurricane isn’t a huge deal as it isn’t unusual to encounter 200+ knot winds at altitude but it’s usually constant and in the same direction. In a storm the winds are obviously gusty…