#CropThenPost

If you’re not willing to wear a helmet while operating a car/truck/tractor/bicycle/horse/racing snail/etc. then you really have no business nannying a motorcyclist who chooses to let the wind flow through their hair.

I like big wings and I cannot lie

To ease your eyes a bit. Here’s a Jeepster Commando, playing in the water.

I’d be hard pressed to take someone who thinks they buy cars with faces like this in good taste seriously.

Straight outa Compton

They have more money then she does, and she would like to have some of it.

Now that’s crispy.

For true internet greatness he should buy one, put in in the bed of a Comanche, put the Comanche on a trailer, and have the trailer pulled by a Willys (Carryall if you really want to gild the lily).

wow how do u do it

artist’s rendering of Kristen’s secret duplicate estate

In Soviet Russia, pipe fractures you!

Im so glad this feature is still a thing. Its only a matter of time until its a jezebel article.

because I assume the NYC subway is working fine today

Ever left a gallon of milk in your trunk for 6 weeks?

Renault 8.

As a kid I once dropped an icecream cone moments after buying it. I picked it up and ate it.

Actually, they got together to price fix, and just happened to tack that one on.

I’d get water in her intake.