Those of you who may have noticed me eating a bowl of dry cat food and milk this morning may come to the reasonable…
Those of you who may have noticed me eating a bowl of dry cat food and milk this morning may come to the reasonable…
Amen sister. And men like Conway Twitty & George Strait respected them and weren’t afraid to have songs dripping with emotions. This new wave of bro country makes me sick.
Wash your mouth out. Dolly Parton! Loretta Lynn! Tammy Wynette! The Dixie Chicks! June Carter! Gillian Welch!
In my 20 years of gay male sex having, I think maybe 1 time out of ten has been in the morning, and usually those were when he or I (or both!) were too drunk to get ‘er done the night before. And I’ve never known anyone to complain about the lack of morning sex, so...
Eh. I like morning sex. Then again, I usually want more sex than my partners, so maybe I’ve just learned over the years that morning is the time I’m most likely to get it.
....what? Morning sex is the best for so many reasons!! First thing after I wake up is literally the only time my brain isn’t whizzing in a zillion different directions, so I’m much more relaxed and into getting sexy. I’m also not exhausted/exasperated from dealing with bullshit all day. It’s a good reason to stay in…
Tennessee BOURBON. Get it right.
I remember grinding up pills in a car in a parking lot to snort them, when one of my companions complained the restaurant we were going into used MSG. People are weird.
LMAO. Sexist transmission? Seriously?
Making fun of white girls for liking rosé is kind of a glass house thing for someone whose people brought us Manischewitz wine.
I hope your asshole writes a bestseller countering all of your dick’s accusations, and that the two of them become embroiled in a decades-long media feud.
I get a ton of attention — more than any other car I’ve ever owned. But the attention is awesome. It’s car enthusiasts who really know the car, rather than a bunch of people at a gas station with a pickup who only care how much it costs. It’s way more fun.
No. Naaaah. I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not. The more people fawn over her, the more I feel like I’m taking crazy pills, because this is tacky as fuuuuck. But I’m also about done with her (and what feels like about 90% of celebrities, tbf) after the whole Mayweather/Pacquiao fight anyway, so whatever.
He wasn’t trying to get in the shot. He was trying to grossly cop a feel.
Really? That just seems tasteless and out of place to me.
I’m with you, only I would have it be Edna Mode instead.
if you think a post that starts with the line “Oh hell yeah, my sluts. Very tight.” is the sound of a woman being truly offended then i’ve got no hope or interest in convincing you otherwise. there’s a vast gap between saying “this is dumb but such is life” and “this is personally offensive and i hope it offends you…
Did anyone else think of the SNL skit "Bedilia?"