Came here to say FFXIV Carby is my favourite!

I dunno, FF14 Carbuncle(s) are quite kawaii.

All board games are horny board games if you approach them with the right attitude. 

As far as I’m aware it’s still the only Blizz game that’s not on Mac.

And it’s on PC and all consoles, though you might as well just forget that the Switch version exists.

I love how Blizzard’s solution to how we can fight a mountain sized monster is that there is a much smaller, exact replica of said monster inside itself that we have to go inside and fight.

What a perfectly fitting ending to probably one of the worst expansions in the game’s history: buggy and poorly planned with an unsatisfying pay-off. Also another not-so-great feather in Blizzard’s cap after the last year and plus that they’ve had.

“people just don’t like autoplay videos.”

Not really relevant but..

Fucking Oddjob.

FUCKING THANK YOU

I never have a craving to buy Pop Tarts, but every once in a while I see the strawberry frosted in the office kitchen and it’s like... Oh yeah, this is definitely happening.

You may regret not getting it, though.

My wife already made me pre order it. 

Taco Bell is mostly beans and gym mats.

Anybody who pirates a thing you can already get for free through a public library, or cheaply any other way, is not someone worth making entertainment for. 

DVD box sets are cheaper than most fast food meals. If you like a series just buy it.  Best part it's not tied to a monthly fee.

No... you pirate everything because you feel entitled to free media. Don’t blame rights holders for your choices. This content is readily available, if it wasn’t that is another story, but it is readily and easily available.

I burn enough calories scooping sugar into my coffee

But I don’t want to S rank with these new guys, I just want to S rank with Claude and Dedue