Well they were both made by great directors, with enormous budgets, who used the technology sparingly.

Bjork would be great with her Cockney-Scandi hybrid. Could get annoying though, so Patrick Stewart is probably a more reasonable answer - cos reasonable is what we are going for here. Alan Alda would be good too. Although I think the prime middle-aged version of those two gents would be better than the old man version.

An actual Bjork song would have been great. Vokuro would work perfectly.

"Why would I drive him to hospital? It would defeat the purpose of having shot him in the first place."

Surely you mean Tomalok

The Games was amazing. I lived in Oz in the buildup to the Olympics as it was airing - it captured the atmosphere of that time really well.

I do love that Q quote.