As a diehard Giants fan, I take issue with how unrealistic this is. We do not have 8 different plays available to us on 3rd down.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

“Hello, friends! Which one of you wants to pull really hard on my necktie while I jerk myself off to completion?”

Wu Ke mistake.

Dude is a virtuoso pianist. Blind or not, he clearly has good hand-whatever coordination

True. How else would he have ok’d “Picture Me Rollin’” as Simmons’ podcast theme song?

It’s true, they did indeed take over WCW in the 90s. I SEEN IT

Sees new posting from Drew... Celebrates inside.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

“She gave it up. She looked at the town. She saw that in adventuring from Main Street, Gopher Prairie, to Main Street, Joralemon, she had not stirred. There were the same two–story brick groceries with lodge–signs above the awnings; the same one–story wooden millinery shop; the same fire–brick garages; the same…

Retweet bait. It is the cousin of clickbait. See Stephen A. Smith for a million examples.

My mom died watching a University of Colorado basketball game. It would have been more fitting if it was a CU football game.

Honus Wagner?

A handy TL;DR version of what is my new favorite top ten list of all time:

So I will break it down in a top ten as I normally do on areas I would like to assert my opinion and clearly superior writing and intelligence skills as compared to this Dave Magary who I hope is make believe as I would push him over in his chair immediately to assert my dominance and supremacy like a lion does in the…

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.