Come on, people, the solution is obvious: have her die of her incurable bonitis.

He’d be fine if he just wore the damn pantries and learned to breathe through his eyelids. 

The Rays also have figured out many ways to game the CBA - their “openers” are going to leave a lot of good pitchers lacking the kind of 20th century counting stats that the arbitrators look at when awarding salaries. Maybe if Kean Wong was getting paid the same (or even in the same ballpark) if he was in Tampa on the…

I hope this crashes and burns so ABC can order the Sue Heck spinoff already.

Rays fan here. Been watching as we win almost every game while our Wild Card games back number almost never changes.

Iffy kickers might mean more team going for it on fourth down

I figured she would die during her knee surgery. It can be risky for someone her age and health. Hell, my father (who is 73) almost died last year a few days after a knee replacement because a blood clot formed by his knee and travelled up to his lungs. But either way, at that age, the surgeons send you to a bunch of…

“Rosanne claims her character will die from an ‘opioid overdose’ on The Conners.”

In its place, show that episode of Blackish that never aired.

Eh, I can definitely see it as not just being random to seem relevant, but also just as  a statment of where we are as a country these days. The Connors had hard physical labor for years, and a shitty medical system that’s been pushing opiates for years due to immoral pharmaceutical companies and doctors who didn’t…

Wouldn’t the obvious choice be for her character to die from an overdose of Ambien?

It would have been better if her character joined the NAZI group and the reason of her leaving the family is because of her Racist Terrorist ties.

I was hoping ABC would tackle the issue of fecalphilia by having the family come home to find Rosanne dead on the couch, smeared in shit from having been clearly chowing it down for hours until she choked on it.

Yeah, if she dies of an opioid overdose, that makes last season seem like foreshadowing, instead of, you know, just a random plot stuck in there to seem relevant.

Yea that’s another position that baffling, I know you’re being a snarky asshole but guess what? Shitty teams spend too long trying to turn crappy QBs into something they’re not, too. Jameis Winston is the one that immediately comes to mind. How many backups to Brady have bounced around the league and never come close…

Some of these teams just don’t have a Klewe.

Well the Vikings’ kicker was a rookie, and the Brown’s kicker was a 2nd year player, so it’s not like they are just signing guys who have shown they can’t kick.

What exactly does that mean? Buddy, if you don’t think I’m being sincere when I say I root for the kids, you can fuck off. They are the labor. They put their bodies on the line to help enrich these assholes. My solidarity is with them and only them.

Yeah. I don’t use this as pushback when people want to rag on my affiliation with OSU given this issue, but I know it’s true: Almost any coach in the country would have handled the situation the same way. If you don’t believe it, you’re lying to yourself. This isn’t to absolve Urban. It’s just the truth.

You don’t have to say “gin martini,” because gin is the default; it’s the vodka-preferrers who should have to specify “vodka martini” and who are just plain wrong to have a problem being served gin if they just say “martini.”