Oh, shit. This is genius. Take my star. And my heart.

Coincidentally, my bachelor party was six guys dressed like Columbo, getting handies in an alley behind a Dave and Busters - from a tired hooker we found on Craigslist...

I will probably never see this movie, but I did read this detailed explanation of the plot and holy shit.

If I like the Danzig song, will I like this movie as well?

[Jim] Brady’s enormous appetite was as legendary as his wealth, though modern experts believe it was greatly exaggerated. It was not unusual, according to the legend, for Brady to eat enough food for ten people at a sitting. George Rector, owner of a favorite restaurant, described Brady as “the best 25 customers I…

The only reason anyone thinks this guy is a piss-poor corporate shill of a public editor is because the media’s reporting that he’s simultaneously serving as a corporate exec who fires people for taking reasonably accurate positions from their personal Twitter accounts.

Jim Brady is the sentient version of, “Actually son, your old man knew how to ruffle a few feathers in my day.”

Jim Brady is the kinda dude who brag-tweets about drinking piss.

I stopped both watching ESPN and following the NFL a couple of years ago. I am just so motherfucking happy that every time either one of them pops up in my daily news intake, they scream “YOU MADE THE RIGHT DECISION AND ARE MISSING NOTHING OF VALUE!” at me.

Jim Brady looks like a dude who’s actions are solely motivated by a burning hatred he never let’s go of, from that one time his older brother sat on his head and farted on it, during a fifth grade sleep over.

I agree with all of this, except I don’t think it’s fair to assume that most of the people misinterpreting the tweet were doing so willfully. I’m assuming you are referring to the “let the facts speak for themselves” tweet, which I read the way he intended it, probably because I showed up a little late to the car…

Admonishes dude who “delved into insults” then immediately calls him “pissy” when every response by Lozo w/r/t the parting of ways has been mature and reasonable. Fuck this guy with a rusty nailboard.

he should slide in to Sarah Huckabee-Sanders’ dms.

To be as fair as possible: I think the most infamous of his tweets was willfully misinterpreted by a lot of people. It wasn’t as clear as it could have been, but in context, I thought his meaning was easy enough to figure out. (Edit: the actual meaning was still pretty terrible.)

Goddamnit, I missed.

He looks like he sweats when he talks.

Look, the only reason people think Trump is a white supremacist is because of the things he says and does. If the media would just stop reporting on the president, no one would think such mean thoughts about him.