Come on Burke, you’re from up here. That was a low blow.

I hate Cleveland as much as the next guy, but this seems like the kind of reaction you’d want out of a (hopefully) engaged and loyal fanbase.

We seriously considered this for our wedding because I have a cousin who has a drug and alcohol problem and her mom called me right before the wedding to let me know the good news that her parole officer was going to let her attend (it would have been out of state for her). My entire family enables her by allowing her…

The dude is an asshole but he’s not wrong about the the tank.

His crime is made worse because he’s wearing cufflinks without a tie.

Only way he could’ve improved this look would’ve been to wear a banker’s collar sans tie for maximum “Dude who thinks he is fashionable and classy.”

You can still get a DWI in a tank Tony.

They weren’t called Ronsons by their crews for nothing.

Historically, Panthers wreck Shermans pretty good.

 If they can’t punch through the side armor, give the entire Pitt football team a couple of kegs of Yuengling and watch them puke and shit down the hatch.

Everyone who wears a full suit without a tie should be put in prison. You can’t have French cuffs, a pocket square, AND leave the collar open to show your chain. Go directly to jail.

just to be clear, when he says that he wants sumlin fired, he means termination of employment, right?

Never forget

...on a Mexican radio

I would be spitting my food all over the monitor right now, except I quickly remembered he is owner for life of my favorite basketball team, and got really, really depressed.

I didnt even read a sentence of it and I am confident in taking Oakley’s side. Because, you know, the punchable face.

Charles Oakley was, is, and will forever be the man.

Look at how that paper soaks up that whiskey like it’s water! Clearly it has a problem.

Eh, to be fair, they were at least a top 2 seed in the East for 7 years in a row during his time there. Including a 60 win team and two 1 seeds. They probably win a ring if no Jordan in ‘92 or ‘93.

The wikipedia article about the band is actually quite entertaining: