He’s out pretty late for a school night.

Y la dinamita hace boom!

He’s damn good at it. Talent skipped a generation in that family.

The independent lab obtained a new, freshly sealed can of Inner Armour for further testing and noted that this can did not contain any clomiphene.

Pizzeria brothel/Hiding in plain sight

I went to a Hank III show with my dad once. It’s divided into two sets, the first being more traditional country like his granddad played, and you can tell the people that are there for that set, as they’re usually older folks.

It’s Monday Night Football, the teams wanna make the right start

Football season is back!

They hooked sensors up to a bunch of middle-aged white men and saw that their needles really moved for Carrie Underwood.

Do you not recall WHEN he was fired, Sherlock?

What Would Ronnie James Dio?

America’s great, we’re ready to fight/All my rowdy friends are in the alt-right!

Ivanka’s a babe, CNN is fake news/The entire fucking world is run by the Jews!!!

Are you ready for some FOOTBALL? Are you ready for a PARTY?

“I’m totally going to start watching MNF again now that Hank’s back!”

On the one hand, you’ll have lots of people saying “Egads! They’re letting a racist cover the NFL! This is terrible! The NFL is like the Nazis of the sports world, only marginally better than whatever association ran the Colosseum” right before they still tune in and watch for hours on end.

“I called out the Kenyan/What they done to me ain’t right/But racism is cool again so I’m back on Monday Night.”

The NFL is sure taking all those people “boycotting” it really seriously, aren’t they? They could not send a bigger middle finger in that direction than bringing back this guy.