A24 acquired this back in July, and that’s all I needed to know. A strong review from Dowd is just icing on the cake.

Since this feature is back, so is my guide for antenna users! I apparently missed a LOT of networks last time, so the number of listings has gone up since last year. As it was before, not all channels are available in all areas and some programming might be pre-empted for local programming instead. All time zones are…

Freak accident?? Yes, who could have thought riding hurricane waves could be dangerous. Next you’ll tell me football head injuries are a freak accident too.

But did he go 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu? If not, fuck him.

I don’t see where the author mentioned Darwin. You did though. So that’s quite a forceful argument you’ve got going on with yourself.

If I had to guess, based on time spent holding both, I’m more likely to die with my dick in my cold dead fingers.

Was he being pursued by FBI Agent Johnny Utah?

I know there will be those that will play the “Darwin” card and while this was foolish a 16-year-old kid is dead. That’s a bummer no matter the circumstance.

It’s a good thing Elliott didn’t end up registering for Equifax’s free credit monitoring service. He would have been bound by the arbitrator’s decision.

When I first came to NYC they still had the ASPCA Humane Law Enforcement, I thought briefly about applying since I used to be a military dog handler. Then I realized I would shoot the first dog abuser I came across, and realized it wasn’t for me. I went on to do vet tech work in private practice and that was hard…

Why the fuck did you read this story? What on earth could make you think it would appeal to you?

Nah previous statement stands. If you come to the bottom of an article about the rescue work of animals in SF and post that an animal deserves to die a slow, agonizing death solely because it existed in the first place, you’re an asshole and most likely also a troll. My only regret is that asmallcat replied to you and…

Wow fuck you.

Sadly, his multiple concussions have left him unable to remember what a flower is, as it’s not a food he doesn’t eat.

His kid was sick! That’s totally not something he just made up to avoid being embarrassed!

What do you expect? He was late getting back to Dorchester so he could beat up a Vietnamese guy, unprovoked.

I say this as an American true and proud...fuck Mark Wahlberg.

Wonderful. Especially after that puke inducing pep rally before the game led by Wahlberg. How does Marky Mark have the fucking the gall to go on national TV and tell the tale of the amazing SB comeback he didn’t actually witness because he left the game early when the Pats were getting shit stomped?

Tom: “And we’ll have a farm, with footballs, and rabbits, won’t we Bill?”

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