Let’s hope this goes better than the last time I saw this in the news:

All of the kids vowed to get through three years of school then finish up at Miami (OH) for their final year.

A frog and Scorpion Jose Mourinho were on the wrong bank of the Thames. Scorpion Mourinho asked the frog to take him across the river. The frog said no, saying that Scorpion Mourinho would sting him and kill him. No, I will not, said Scorpion Mourhino. I promise. The frog relented, and Scorpion Mourinho climbed on his…

Good move by Thrasher to write a letter to the alumni, but who is going to read it to them?

It would have been disallowed even if he did score because of the obvious forward kicking motion.

He would have given the Clippers an “A” if he had played for North Carolina.

Sex might be the only thing he does anymore that’s below par.

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

Thanks, Deadspin, but we already know that Indians always win the Spelling Bees

You should have seen what it looked like when this trophy exploded all over its owner.

Another great bicycle kick goal.

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

It’s not like a tablet has ever said stealing was a no-no.

Obligatory.

Damn, Whitlock got put in a vacant.

Jordan than purchased the floundering Charlotte basketball team, achieved a little success, re-branded the franchise the beloved Hornets, got everyone excited for the 2014-15 season, and then ran them into to ground as one final piece of payback for Gill’s transgression.

and some put the odds of precipitation as low as 30%.

Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.

"Thanks to the support of my tremendous family and friends, I have decided I will not be attending the draft this year."