This makes perfect sense to me.

super dum dum, super dum dum.

bieber's mop bucket?

hey, i'll steal the man's beer, but creamed corn is a line i refuse to cross.

i worked for the seattle parks department for a few years and worked at viretta park on occasion. people were always leaving shit on the bench there, and sometimes i'd get lucky and score some free beer (yes, i stole beer from kurt cobain's ghost). the funniest thing i ever saw on that bench was a gallon sized can…