Huh?

“feels like you've gained some weight." - Peloton

Just tell them that you are doing your in-laws for Thanksgiving but you will see them on Christmas.

I recommend that you not just go with her family for Thanksgiving, but for all time. Adult adoption is a thing. Although it might be awkward for your wife to become your sister.

I am in agreement with this.

Wall Drug. Seen it once. Don’t know what the fuss is.

I mean, they’ve got Badlands, but...um, yeah that’s all I have.

Hey, they’ve got Sturgis.

Wow, the shitty weather of Minnesota but none of the “Minnesota Culture”? GodDAMN that’s bleak.

It was a whole bodies worth of neatly wrapped body parts.

This is definitely my experience as well. There are plenty who’ll do it to please their partner, but very few naturally inclined that way. But yeah, this guy really does need to see someone. I think his problems go a lot deeper than what’s described in the letter.

Let’s take some E!

Who money-shotted JR?

Chicks, man.

I liked it.

I haven’t watched it in over a decade, but I enjoyed it at the time. Check out a trailer and see what you think.

THEY’RE AFTER YOUR BOOZE. HIDE THE WHISKEY, BUT LEAVE ONE BEER OUT AND SAY:”OH SORRY, THERE’S JUST THIS ONE BEER LEFT. I GUESS YOU CAN HAVE IT THO” THEN FINISH THE WHISKEY WHEN THEY LEAVE.

That’s the alcohol talking.

After a very depressing week around here, I’m very grateful Block and Tackle still exists. At least I have Teti’s writing to look forward to again!