V.I.C.K.I. gonna have to choke a bitch?

...or “Deadly Friend” for that matter.

7. SueSueSue-dat-bitch (to get my house back)

Stop it. Stop it, you two!!! I have to work, and I can't stop laughing. 

7. (Not) Welcome to My Home by the Sea

LOL at #6

Alternate sign-offs:

“Squish, squish,” — Megan, probably.

This argument is as old as all media, also baseless and fundamentally conservative. Novels, movies, comics, rock and roll, video games, all of them (and their creators) attacked by frightened people who want to make very complicated social issues into simple cases of “cause and effect.”

Nick Cave recently put it quite well (https://www.theredhandfiles.com/what-is-mercy-for-you/): “cancel culture is mercy’s antithesis. Political correctness has grown to become the unhappiest religion in the world. Its once honourable attempt to reimagine our society in a more equitable way now embodies all the worst…

But this “glorifying bad relationship thing” seems a bit out of left field.

A fine fruit wine

Midsommar 2: This Time It’s The Conways.

Also, there’s nothing more fun living in the same damn house, nothing’s changed and is twice as good, but having your property taxes become twice as high.

Tell me how they “Chose” to lose their jobs because their employers couldn’t afford to keep paying them for a job they were literally stopped from doing by ELECTED OFFICIALS, you feckless halfwit

Yup, can even throw The Running Man in there. It’s so much fun and Dawson is amazing. Jesse the Body, Jim Brown, Mick Fleetwood?! Infinitely rewatchable.

Counterpoint: Van Halen never made an album as good as Montrose.

Great choice. I love that despite the gothic setting it’s actually a very colorful game with a lovely soundtrack, and since it’s not too challenging you can just cruise through it and enjoy the scenery.

I know I’m showing my age here, but my comfort game is the old NES Bionic Commando. Sometimes I just want to zone out and play and I fire up an emulator and settle in. There’s something zen-like about the mechanics. If I’m not feeling like a Bionic Commando run, Contra is my other go to for the same reason.

Ideal comfort game... interesting question. Most of what would fall into that category for me would be on the NES and SNES. The original Zelda, Link to the Past, and Link’s Awakening. Metroid, Metroid 2, Super Metroid, and Zero Mission. Super Dodgeball. Mega Man 1-3. Final Fantasy 6. Chrono Trigger Toe Jam & Earl. I…