Dear Nobody,

Shit, I hear there will be voice-activated soon...

I also run away from Coldplay. Finally we have something in common!

Dude is so drunk his left eye is sliding down his face.

“Hey Nineteen, no we can’t dance together, we can’t talk at all...”

“Open the jail cell door, Hal!”

South Dakota! All of the shitty weather of Minnesota with none of the culture!

I remember the head “twitching” - I need to watch this again.

Isn’t there also a severed hand thing in Amicus’ Asylum? Or was that a severed head?

Truly dominant hetero or bi women are exceedingly rare. Most in these situations are GGG women being flexible for their mate. Dude has no clue how good he has it and needs therapy. 

Had no idea - off to the interwebs!

Can’t they just copy this?

A Dating Game / Friday the 13th mashup? Dallas meets Debbie Does Dallas? The Dallas Cowboys spliced with a mustache and swiss cheese? Where does the silliness end???

Will check it out - is it any good?

Charles Dexter Ward would be fun if done right - main version I know is Haunted Palace - a Corman/Price joint mostly famous for having the most dry ice in a film ever. Fun for what it is though. I fell like a lot of Lovecraft’s stuff would be better as short films, like a Masters of Horror type thing with 45 minute…

I want to see this RIGHT NOW SO BAD

Please do more films like Mandy or Bringing Out the Dead - we know you can be great! Ugh.

Alcoholism is a feature, not a bug, in my family. I struggle with it as well at times, but the main impact has been that it is very difficult to trust anyone - if someone shows me that they have good intentions, there is always a voice that says they have an ulterior motive. 

*Reporter Sticks to Sports and Gets Sticky From Sport Sticks*