Why not just do cu-caine? Same terrible effects and less pee?

He has a similar line in Other Guys - “You’re a fake cop” - great scene here. I stand corrected.

Gotta be from The Other Guys - hilarious movie.

Strawberry is the best - I have tried them all. Cherry and grapefruit also OK. All good with vodka. Grapefruit with tequila is pretty choice as well.

“...the film is a slog of epic proportions, its trancelike repetitiveness threatening to destroy this critic’s fragile grasp on time itself, ushering me into a new plane of starchild boredom.” What a goddamn masterpiece of a sentence. 

Hey now, the family Moraceae, native to Asia and Australia (of which the Ficus is a proud member) are pretty damn smart trees! Conway is more of a Yew tree. I mean give it up Kelly, you are clearly just a ground-dwelling poisonous shrubbery.

You just gotta hold the button longer and then honey comes out! 

GoT ending isn’t as bad as being called the “best QB ever” and having ONE ring when you retire.

My future wife used to shop there occasionally even though she loathed the name. I wrote words and music for a song called “My Baby Shops at the Dress Barn Fat Farm.” She did not appreciate this little ditty.

Oh, they go down alright... 

It is the text of Voynich in song.

This was my exact question - his and hers toilets?

Not defending him at all here - but if you have ever listened to Bradshaw talk for more than a few seconds, he clearly has alzheimers/ general softheadedness/ CTE or something else wrong with his noggin... He probably just couldn’t remember/ make a coherent sentence. That being said, he sucks for all kinds of reasons…

You have a monthly payment plan with a sex worker for regular access?

Also the name of a Al Jourgensen side project probably

“I drink vintage mixed drinks at the apothecary bar and know things” just doesn’t have a good ring to it...

Horror Hotel w/ Christopher Lee

Know your face and the best way to present it to the world! I look better with a beard when it was not in and now when it is in. 

Weekend recipe:

“It is absolutely necessary, for the peace and safety of mankind, that some of earth’s dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths be let alone; lest sleeping abnormalities wake to resurgent life, and blasphemously surviving nightmares squirm and splash out of their black lairs to newer and wider conquests. H. P.…