You have a monthly payment plan with a sex worker for regular access?

Also the name of a Al Jourgensen side project probably

“I drink vintage mixed drinks at the apothecary bar and know things” just doesn’t have a good ring to it...

Horror Hotel w/ Christopher Lee

Know your face and the best way to present it to the world! I look better with a beard when it was not in and now when it is in. 

Weekend recipe:

“It is absolutely necessary, for the peace and safety of mankind, that some of earth’s dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths be let alone; lest sleeping abnormalities wake to resurgent life, and blasphemously surviving nightmares squirm and splash out of their black lairs to newer and wider conquests. H. P.…

“Quelf” is a terrible word - a nauseating portmanteau of “Queef + MILF”

“Quelf” is a terrible word - a nauseating portmanteau of “Queef + MILF”

I am thinking the best way to portray this administration in film may be Cronenbergian body horror. 

That is the line I use to describe myself on Christian Mingle!

How much of this entire thing could be neutralized by having an elite squad of Dominatrixes put these bootlickers in their place?

Totally - I was more making a self-centered joke (I am in Chicago and who cares about the coasts, lol). 

Culvers does, and that is close enough in WI/ IL

I would say working a tech support / help desk gig is just as bad if not worse for drinking. Emotional toll w/ faked niceness + taking abuse + technical work and study + management that doesn’t understand the job.

Here’s what really blows my mind though - McD’s still has no gluten-free buns in the US. 

“just because some watery tart throws a sword at you”

Worst movie title since Lucky Number Slevin. They could have named this almost anything else... However, may watch to feel better about my levels of debauchery and toxicity. Feelgood movie of the summer?

I regret having but one star to give.

Perhaps it is reflective of the state of politics in the US? Empty, soulless, and white white white

They went along with and participated in a crime. Cheating to get into school? Dumb. Continuing to play along with the scam? Dumb. Not being able to get into college on their own terms? Dumb. Not caring about fair play and one’s own education? Dumb. Shoe fits, people. Don’t shelter these criminals.