His brand of “pull up your pants and stop using naughty words” brand of morality was bullshit anyway.

J-A-I-L-O

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fuck this guy; he’ll likely have enough money/lawyers to keep himself out of jail, but his role of moral arbiter—no, that’s been dead and gone for a while now, he needs to be publicly banished, so that he cannot show his face anywhere.

To paraphrase George Carlin: Think about how stupid the average person is and then imagine that half of them are stupider than THAT.

I like the slippery slope arguments because they could be used to argue against marriage existing at all.

It blows my mind how people can’t see the difference between two consenting adults and a child/adult or animal/adult dynamic.

Finally!

At least it wasn’t

If you hack into the Mets’ computer system, you’ll be able to play unlimited games of Oregon Trail.

You know, I’d grown pretty weary of the internet’s (or Deadspin’s, specifically) constant mockery of St. Louis baseball people and their supposedly smug baseball opinions and opinions of themselves. “Chill out,” I’d think, “nobody’s actually doing that, they just have a good team and a passionate fanbase and you’re…

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I’m sure that it’s just a big misunderstanding. Jesus probably just wanted access to some of the Astros’ proprietary religious player data and asked his duly designated representatives on Earth, the St. Louis Cardinals organization, to take care of getting it for Him. Jesus could never want the Cards to do anything…

I honestly think it is more of a thing among authoritarian types — a certain tangle of sex and power and a fetishization of “innocence” and low empathy for the weak and automatic social cover because you’re well-known as a Trustworthy Person With Good Values. It’s a breeding ground for dysfunction.

I can’t even make a joke about this. I’m glad the DOJ and Swiss Government are stepping up, but FIFA will continue to bury their heads in the sand and not give one single fuck about this. It’s incredible.

I want to make a joke about the bid going to the country promising to kill the highest amount of people, but man. Fuck the Qatari government for pushing this shit, and fuck FIFA even harder for not being like, “Hrm, yeah, this is a bad idea.”

You can! I felt squicked out by a lot of what Dunham wrote—not so much the pebble situation, but masturbation in the same bed, throughout adolescence. If that’s not straight-up abusive, it is certainly indicative of a massive lack-of-boundaries issue.

Why can’t we support neither Duggar nor Dunham's actions?

The people who brag the most about how #blessed they are are the most insecure in general, not just in relationships, right? It's the whole "lady doth protest too much" thing.