Could be Ron Howard....He was an actor and is now a director/producer. I will also cry if it is him. NOT OPIE!!!

He’s a national treasure!! Though... also the first name that popped into my mind just because it would be the last person I’d suspect.

And people wonder why Britain and the United States don’t want these refugees.

I hear that in Derek Zoolander’s voice. Can the straws even fit inside the building?

If you click over to the article there are pictures showing before they grew beards to dupe hipsters into paying 10 bucks a bar for remelted chocolate. It's fucking hilarious and reminds me of the duck dynasty bros.

Somewhere (in Portland, probably) there’s a machine that spits dudes like those guys out by the dozens. We must find this machine, lest we be flooded with inane conversations about small batch bourbon and banjo / mustache wax.

I never understood the Deen love. Boyish smile or no, I’ve seen him in way too many videos that simulate rape, and I could never understand how someone who purports, even mildly, toward feminist self-identification could justify that.

No joke. I am considering moving out of my house today as one of my housemates just said, “Good! I saw those videos of PP selling baby brains and they deserve to be brought down.”

What are you talking about? These movies are so gloriously cheesy and stupid. It’s so nice to have these fun, over the top movies that don’t take themselves seriously. Sure the stories aren’t great but hating these is like hating nachos and cheese.

Yeah but eventually they’ll just put the kibosh on the spinoffs and focus more on politics.

Ooh, I can’t wait for the film that explains what the hell Mia and the Brazilian cop were up to for all of “Fast & Furious 6”.

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

Giving Darth Vader an arc also ruins everything Yoda does in The Empire Strikes Back, and Luke’s entire arc in episodes V and VI. If a genocidal mass-murdering dark side agent of evil can return to the light side by murdering one guy, it means that there are literally no personal stakes for Luke in either movie.

Thank you. He destroyed a planet just cause. He built a freaking wmd for god sakes. Darth vader is sadam hussein.

No, that’s just dumb. The whole “glimmer of good” is stupid. Yes, people are multi-faceted, but just because a mega-maniacal mass murdering psychopath admits that he loves his son does not absolve him of all sins. Or any sins. The fact that he shows up at the end as a ghost and is all buddy-buddy with the other Jedi…

The worst part is that Eddie Murphy eventually did what Cosby suggested. He cut out the edgy comedy and focused on movies that would appeal to children, ruining his career.

White shmucks? What does race have to do with it? They were shmucks, let’s just leave it there.

Is there any fanbase, or collection of fans from a city, that can’t take a joke more than Boston/Patriots fans? Guys, relax, its a joke. Every team gets roasted. My god, its hilarious the inferiority complex that bleeds out of Boston sometimes.

kermit did 9/11

Shoulda been you, Hulkster.