If you hack into the Mets’ computer system, you’ll be able to play unlimited games of Oregon Trail.
You know, I’d grown pretty weary of the internet’s (or Deadspin’s, specifically) constant mockery of St. Louis baseball people and their supposedly smug baseball opinions and opinions of themselves. “Chill out,” I’d think, “nobody’s actually doing that, they just have a good team and a passionate fanbase and you’re…
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I’m sure that it’s just a big misunderstanding. Jesus probably just wanted access to some of the Astros’ proprietary religious player data and asked his duly designated representatives on Earth, the St. Louis Cardinals organization, to take care of getting it for Him. Jesus could never want the Cards to do anything…
I honestly think it is more of a thing among authoritarian types — a certain tangle of sex and power and a fetishization of “innocence” and low empathy for the weak and automatic social cover because you’re well-known as a Trustworthy Person With Good Values. It’s a breeding ground for dysfunction.
I can’t even make a joke about this. I’m glad the DOJ and Swiss Government are stepping up, but FIFA will continue to bury their heads in the sand and not give one single fuck about this. It’s incredible.
I want to make a joke about the bid going to the country promising to kill the highest amount of people, but man. Fuck the Qatari government for pushing this shit, and fuck FIFA even harder for not being like, “Hrm, yeah, this is a bad idea.”
You can! I felt squicked out by a lot of what Dunham wrote—not so much the pebble situation, but masturbation in the same bed, throughout adolescence. If that’s not straight-up abusive, it is certainly indicative of a massive lack-of-boundaries issue.
Why can’t we support neither Duggar nor Dunham's actions?
I was going to make a joke here , maybe about how this sack of shit looks like one of the War Boys from the new Mad Max movie. Well i just can’t. This whole story just gets worse and more digusting with every new development. Over on Gawker i’m already seeing Duggar backlash. Why are you still coveirng this? Move on…
Yes, this terrible pun is completely representative of “us,” and unhip government functionaries only exist in America.
Wow, you really are a soccer fan.
Feels like America just won the World Cup.
I don’t think it’s solely the money. The whole cast took a pay cut (maybe voluntarily?) a few years back.
Telling a guy who’s worth 65 million bucks his career decisions are “silly.” LOL internet.
I don't really need to see her Amazon past orders. This is getting creepy and somewhat an invasion of privacy. Is she terrible? Sure, but now it's like people are going through her trash cans and then posting online what was in them.
A woman somewhere had a good job, and now her private amazon purchases are news for you to make money off of ridiculing her? Forget anti-feminist; you are a ghoul, and you earn a bad living by making the world a worse place for everyone else.
This is bullshit. Leave the woman alone.
The people who brag the most about how #blessed they are are the most insecure in general, not just in relationships, right? It's the whole "lady doth protest too much" thing.
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