Hoopers are the new Birthers

the first thing all those lazy tatted blacks do with their Obama-bucks is to go out and buy $400 tickets to NBA games. it that what you're saying?

Just check Fox News, I'm sure they're all over it. $5 says the phrase "thought police" has appeared at least 150 times since the news broke.

great news, would really like to hear what self-righteous doughy white men think about this.

Quit making Nazi jokes, get Auschwitz and do something with your life.

I did Nazi that coming.

Ye'kiddin' me? That's the best Diary of Anne Frank cover ever.

Just terrible, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Despite not being in any sort of physical danger, Zimmerman still plans to shoot DMX.

So if you have a plan, some ID and the moxie to lie you can get around security and get close to areas where you could do some damage to the public, all without the help of anyone else much less the help of the government.

And meanwhile it is incomprehensible for this dude to believe that the same concept was applied with taking over airplanes and running it into two towers....

Our government can't even figure out how a budget works, and the President during 9/11 now spends his days painting his pets. Honestly, this country can't even keep The Bachelor results secret, these truthers are greatly overestimating our governments capabilities.

He looks like a nice enough guy...let 'em through.

Perfect timing with "He can't wait to interact with the kids."

While what Hertl did is impressive, it's not even remotely worthy of being compared to Adam Oates has accomplished in the NHL.

Atheists still horrified we're having any conversation about religion at all.