This casual journalism bullshit isn’t funny or cool or whatever it is you’re trying to convey to rope in young readers. Especially if your still going to sensationalize the report. The Biritsh Navy had an unarmed ICBM malfunction. That’s it. To say it was heading to the United States is laughably false.

+1 bandana tied around a stick

Washington football: the open boxcar of the NFL.

Jesus Christ, Johnny Unitas played with Dan Fouts?!!? I remember watching Dan Fouts play as a kid. I mean, I know I’m old, but I didn’t realize I was “the guys who were playing when I grew up, played with Johnny U” old. This is like one of those geneaology things where you find out the aunt of your aunt went to school…