I’m a dinosaur truther. The truth is that dinosaurs are fucking awesome.

Oh, no I was responding to Soda Jerk’s ignorant attitude towards GS employees, not your post. I don’t see any connection between what you wrote and anti-GameStop writing. Not even sure why people are bringing that up.

Hey, fuckass. I worked at GameStop. You want to know what us “wage slaves” did for our minimum wage?

Offsides.

Well...that music though. The soundtrack is arguably one of the most important factors of why it was so damn good. The GBA absolutely ruined it. The last time I played I used the soundtrack from my phone and muted the game lol:)

Go to Home Depot now. They put all their deals on appliances up at the beginning of November. Just a couple odds and ends getting lowered for Black Friday since HD isn’t a big stop for people on that day.

Go to Home Depot now. They put all their deals on appliances up at the beginning of November. Just a couple odds and…

This?

Candy corn is amazing.

“Napping? That guy didn’t look Puerto Rican.”

Fuck you. Blue Pants forever!

Clearly you missed when I took over Kotaku the other weekend and wrote about nothing but JRPGs

Oh damn. I mean. Damn. He’s going to be missed.

I can clearly see she’s given at least two.

Paging Ben Heck! Paging Ben Heck!

Lore is one of my favorite Star Wars characters.

That’s entirely possible. I honestly don’t remember. Especially since Tetris was really the only game that relied on actual skill. Rad Racer was just straight racing, so everyone would have similar scores on that one. SMB would have some slight variation depending on whether someone went through as fast as they could…

John Spartan, you are fined 1 demerit.

And this:

Hell yeah! Good job Texas!