I hope that's not true. Because that actor is fucking ripped—which doesn't necessarily translate into brute strength, but I assume that anyone with those muscles could hoist an average-sized woman.

So, he sucks at everything except being more successful than me?

What kind of appetite would you say those eyes had?

The rare case where the actor's awful name is worse than the character's awful name. Well, maybe not worse, but about as bad.

Let's just say that he's not the Kurt Cobain of the Cobra Kai.

My driver puts the pedal to the floor, in his two-tone Ford Escape.

I'm guessing that if anyone did, according to the Monkey's Paw logic, it almost certainly had to have been Snyder.

With a turd for a paddle.

Well shit. I finally lost my AV Club legacy account, too.