No doubt Time Magazine would provide an alternative U.S. version of its cover featuring Dr. Oz questioning the state of your colon.

As an aside, the use of the fig, rather than the apple, in the garden of Eden scene in the Sistine Chapel may be one of a number of examples of Michaelangelo's familiarity with ancient Jewish variants of Bible stories.

As an aside, the use of the fig, rather than the apple, in the garden of Eden scene in the Sistine Chapel may be one of a number of examples of Michaelangelo's familiarity with ancient Jewish variants of Bible stories.

Roger, Victor.

I was expecting a discussion of Ewok battle techniques.

It's a fair cop.

Apparently you can also use them to play tennis.

I think it's OK for you to use it as long as you don't giggle when you do.

Does the fact that everybody is infected anyway and the bite itself is "irrelevant" mean that they really didn't have to cut off Hershel's leg? Awkward.

Based on this article and the comments I would suggest that there are at least two valid subjects in parapsychology: why do some people persist in believing despite the lack of scientific proof, and why do others feel so passionately about the "wrongness" of the believers that they might resolve to…

I don't think he's going to make it.

I don't think that guy's going to make it.

Huh. We usually just go up to the cupola.

Horror movies entertain me, they don't scare me. Now a 30-year mortgage? Terrifying.

In addition to the potpourri mentioned above, what about the millions of earthworm castings created when they come to the surface?

A true herp derp?

A "gam" is also a term for a convocation of sorts:

Goes to show what good PR can do for you. Richard III could have used a Renaissance-era Don Draper.

If you are standing equidistant from two light bulbs connected to the same switch, and someone flips that switch, you will see both light bulbs going on at the same time. Someone standing next to one light bulb, and far from the other, will see the one near them come on, and then, later, the other one come on. There's…

I hope the NYPD's body armor is better than the stormtroopers.