I wonder when/if Hollywood will show us dinosaurs that more closely reflect what science has revealed about them in the last 25 years.

Did the Primary Buffer Panel just fall off my gorramn ship for no apparent reason?

Nobody goes to the hermitage anymore — it’s too crowded.

It’s Gore-Tex!

The lifeguards and the bystander saved them. Hanging on to the selfie stick was foolish.

A non-smoking Constantine is not Constantine, any more than Captain America would still be Cap if they changed out his shield for a colander.

And sadly ironic given its founding by Roger Williams:

The character of Charlie was the Poochie of Supernatural. She has now returned to her home planet.

It helps with the rhyming that most people here on Nantucket were Quakers:

I keep hoping that the museum here on Nantucket will add an "Adults Only" section behind a beaded curtain to display their collection of "he's-at-homes" (see above) a/k/a/ "whale boners".

I think this pretty much covers it, plus the Beatitudes dealies:

*powers up*

OK, maybe it's just because it's late, but I read

I guess I'm the exception that proves the rule. Male, forties, unemployed for six months, I prepare all the meals, drive our child around, supervise play dates, do the grocery shopping, bring the recycling to the dump, and would absolutely LOVE to love in a clean, spare, open home, if I only I could get my wife and…

Security!

Relevant.

A tiger? In Africa?

Speculating....

The Tokyo commuter trains will be populated entirely by giant eggs.

Bolide?