Ha, yeah, when I read that I was like “That person really needs to go through their social media posts and scrub any instances when they compare white ladies being made fun of to past, current, and institutional racism.”

Well he can’t cameo as a Nazi, since he’s a little short for a storm trooper.

Or “he didn’t like the odds.”

Nah man. Being a fan of something doesn’t mean you can’t poke fun at it or criticize it. That’s a ridiculous notion. If you go to the subreddit it’s just a lot of people having a good time at the expense of a game that didn’t deliver on certain promises or expectations.

Proof that capitalism is utterly and completely broken and totally corrupt.

Another great focus-grouped pop culture list from this boring neo-liberal.

Personally I hope they throw the book at him. My brother died of modified zelda save files. 

None of you truly understand the deep meaning behind this beautiful and powerful display by Nintendo.

You must be new here :)

Usually I’d get annoyed by Netflix canceling more shows, but these ones are clearly made up.

Oh no! I...didn’t know any of these shows existed.

Thing is, true sports pros pay agents to do exactly that sort of thing. They don’t deal with the paperwork and just focus on doing what they do best.

The smash community doing what it do best

Honestly, I’d trust Jason over these guys.  Sure, Jason was pretty dumb, and had poor self-control, and a tendency to using Molotov cocktails, but he was also a sincere, caring, positive dude.

Or, since it’s a prequel: Preternatural.

Call Me By Your Nemo

Congratulations on having the worst fucking take in the Kotaku comments, and that is really something.

A big fuck you to the RIAA, as always. Ask musicians what they think of this. Of course they wont, because they won’t like the answer and they’d rather use small musicians as a shield. 

Seriously asking: is there a filmmaker alive or dead who has benefited from the law of low expectations more than Zack Snyder? I’m starting to feel like I’m living in a topsy turvy land where, just because this guy isn’t a complete shitheel to everyone he meets and came up with a cut of Justice League that wasn’t the…