Star Citizen, when I last gave its rickety, bizarre systems a go pre-Covid at a friend’s place, had this exact same problem: why can’t I just fucking call people?

Biggest disappointment with the movie: far too few songs.

The idea of being evil in Undertale and Disco Elysium genuinely nauseates me. I had to have a friend do the torture sequence in GTA V just because I found it pointlessly edgy, but I had no problem driving around and causing chaos and slaughter.

But both Undertale and Disco have levels of writing where pain comes off as…

Morrowind has doubtless aged poorly mechanically (its combat was clunky at release), but it was also the last time Bethesda made anything truly, distinctively interesting. Nothing in the later games can touch in terms of a fantasy place that feels real—and distinctively alien to boot, rather than a warmed-over renditio…

It was then Kay asked that all-important question:

How do Pop-tarts work?

Sigh.

I don’t even know if its that. It could well just be a typo. Because editing is in the toilet around here.

And it used to be good here.

What a strange little brand bitch you are.

“that failed to past muster”

Pass muster. Pass.

This article opens by calling it ‘the best in the series,’ which is possibly the most inane thing that’s ever been said. Quick: name the villian of this movie. Did you say ‘some Italian guy?’ Exactly.

John Wick went off the rails by not ending when Willem Dafoe dies. It’s the perfect sequel hook with a villain you have…

The John Wick movies have already done the work of cheapening and ruining the John Wick franchise. The show is just the cherry on top. (I mean John Wick 2 is fucking dogshit).

My issue is that I don’t consider him smart enough to understand, much less want to play, that kind of board game.

I take it you never played the reboot games? They’re infamous (even more than the original games) for their countless brutal and graphic fail-state cut scenes that lovingly and downright pornographically document Lara dying over and over and over and over again in hideous ways.

It’s pretty grotesque, and the main…

Oh good, now we can have Female Snuff Porn: The Animated Series.

“Star Wars was a mess before (Marcia) Lucas, Hirsch, and Chew got their hands on it, too”

That’s a myth.

Real important question I never see answered:

Who wakes up in the morning and goes ‘I’m going to go get my news from IGN?”

I have never known anyone, at any time, for whom IGN was their news source - and yet there it remains. Who are these people?

It is baffling nonsense. While it certainly didn’t affect their box office and I know I’m in the minorty, the Wick films went to shit because of how goofy and stupid it’s ‘lore’ got.

By the time John Wick is standing the desert hanging out with some dudes who raided a Spirit Halloween shop for discontinued Arab Shiek…

Hear hear!

“a world that felt, for the time, unique and different.”

HArd disagree. ‘Racist Vikings’ was neither unique nor interesting even when Skyrim launched. It was always the same generic, less interesting world that Oblivion had.

Yes.

Because what they believe is fact, not politics. When their enemies do it, it is politics.