The Telltales games made me go back to Fables.

And re-reading Fables reminded me why I stopped reading fucking Fables.

The moment where the comic stops and the Big Bad Wolf turns directly to camera and explains to the audience about his unwavering support for the permanent war-footing of the State of Israel is...

Hey,…

I had to stop watching a Youtube video the other day because it referred to Christopher Plummer as ‘this dude who was in Knives Out’ and treated Crispen Glover’s filmography as a novelty its audience would be unfamiliar with.

It is absolutely the hardware if you’re me and are running an intel-chip machine that was near-useless six months after I bought it and has only gotten worse over time.

The musical, after a rough start, ended up being a smash hit whose surprise viral TikTok popularity carried it over Covid and the shutdown, so people going ‘why in 2023' are really just not paying attention to the wider world: teens fucking love Beetlejuice. This is about as best a time for a Beetlejuice sequel as…

Absolutely fucking not, go to hell, Apple.

I can’t even run games well on your computer why do you think I’d trust you with your shitty, twee phones?

“the ubiquitous American flags becoming a symbol of dogged support of carnage abroad as opposed to unity.”

I don’t know how to state this less blunty, but it was a synbol of carnage abroad before 9/11—to the point that you can directly link 9/11 to, y’know, decades of brutal American foreign policy abroad abetted by…

“Starfield has saminess problems because it uses procedural generation” is kind of a weird take, why are we not saying “Starfield’s procedural generation is not very good.”

I lost enough of my life to Dwarf Fortress and Minecraft and heck, sometimes even NMS to know that saminess in content is down to having poor…

I would have been 19 and I remember its reception perfectly, thank you very much, because it was a crap show that set the tone for the next decade that something was ‘prestige’ so long as there was enough on-camera sex and guts sloshing about.

There’s a directly line from the first season of True Blood being all ‘this…

THANK YOU it’s my key takeaway from this article no one is talking about what a weird lens on Asimov that is.

He’s... doing television?

“No one watching took it “seriously” like we were watching a prestige drama.”

That scene in the pilot where he give himself finger guns in the mirror while having sex with a girl is all Jason ever could or needed to be.

Shallow? Bazooka Joe comics have more depth.

Hear hear!

I talk about the X-men problem all the time. There’s literally a mutant rating scale of ‘who can cause the Apolalypse with their mind.’ There’s a Brotherhood of Evil Mutants. Mutants have, in fact, tried to genocide all non-mutants multiple times.

THIS IS A BAD ALLEGORY FOR THE IRRATIONALITY OF OPPRESSION.

I mentioned this above but my recently-out friend was so hurt and angry that I said the anti-vampire people were clearly in the right (as were the anti-zombie ‘bigots’ in the British gay zombie allegory In The Flesh).

They kill people, Brian! Constantly! In really sick and brutal ways! I don’t care that they’re gay…

I knew people who took this show very, very seriously indeed.

It was weird.

True Blood and the slightly-later In the Flesh were two shows that really, really, really mattered to my recently-out gay best friend and he got so hurt that I wouldn’t take them seriously—and he got really upset that I thought they were shit allegories for queer oppression.

They fucking kill people, Brian. Brutally.…

“It’s like No Man’s Sky”

No Man’s Sky has both ground vehicles and even at launch allowed you to fly your ship around intra-atmosphere.

So, no, not actually like No Man’s Sky, then.

As non-American, your universal ideas of Christians being shaped by such a utterly narrow lens baffles me but I think speaks a lot to American viewpoints generally.