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While it’s not silly it seems like the perfect time to reveal Krang’s a skrull, no?

Wrong. Fast XI will be revealed to chronologically be the first movie in the Cars franchise as Brian is reborn as the perfect being: a human-car hybrid.

I really try to think of myself of someone who doesn’t judge on appearance but one look at that screenshot and I went ‘oh I know exactly what kind of men these are.’

People always say the want to subscribe but then they just complain it contains nothing but sponsorship drives and rants about how we should bring back Captain Star.

My thinkpiece on why Mouse from Reboot was the hottest animated character of 90s got a lot of praise, though.

Damn. My Friend Superman is the better title.

It’s like they never watched Avatar The Last Airbender which proved every episode that any element can be enormously destructive in its own right.

Attack on Titan’s anti-semitism, cryptofascism, and reactionary nationalism are a matter of public record what the absolute fuck is wrong with you people?

Oh, yeah, the show is bad. That the second episode is the cartoonishly racist The Blind Banker should have been the dead give-away from the start: but again, I get why people hung on. You chop individual scenes out of Sherlock and you go ‘man that looks slick/cool/is well acted/is funny”, and they are—its only when you…

It literally made me feel ill. It was so shockingly cruel.

In a post-Rust world we could probably revise the misleading syntax in the headline.

Yeah I’ve seen it, but I generally don’t find the anti-Sherlock discourse terribly interesting in and of itself because it usually boils down to just some trumped-up form of cringe culture that ends-up being super unfair to your younger self. (Like in Sherlock’s example the pilot is still really good and the cast is…

I wrote below how I bailed on DW during the first Chibnail season (and haven’t been back) because the show built up how progressive it was going to be and then wrote a disturbingly reactionary and centrist story where our female protagonist stands around passively all of the time an is now super into incrementalism.…

I bailed in her first season because the show was really uncomfortably reactionary and I really didn’t like how the first female doctor was written so passively. The episode where Pseudo-Trump gets people killed and the Doctor’s respond is to look sad about it than wander away. The episode where it turns out Space…

Doctor Who ran into this problem under RTD’s bloated tenure (seriously, why is anyone excited he’s coming back?)

The dollar difference plus customs plus shipping kind of erases the price savings. Even if I did it in person (with 90% of Canadians within a hundred miles of the US border getting into the states isn’t crazy-difficult), when you add in the dollar exchange, replacing my expired passport, and gas and other expenses it…

I preferred Cougerton Abbey.

Given the current minimum wage of some of his employees, can Mr. Schultz prove that the work he has done is commensurate to the labour of one his employees working without pause for over 53000 years?

If you made $500 an hour and worked without a single break for a little over two hundred and twenty-eight years you would have earned a billion dollars (before tax, anyway). I am sure Mr. Schultz has the receipts to prove that his labour was commiserate with a $500/hour wage for over seven hundred years straight of…

Nearly exclusively so—and most you get an occasion mention for the fact that Australians pay more for video games than practically anyone, but even then its presented as little more than a curio. It’s just All US All The Time[1], which makes sense from an audience viewpoint but is underwhelming from understanding…