I keep dreaming about a PS5. Zero opportunity to get one given that in Canada they cost a grand and I don’t have that kind of money lying around. I’ve been struggling for work since before the Pandemic.

Masters of Doom taught me that John Carmack is human garbage for how he treated his cat and it bothers me that he’s dodged karmic retribution all these years.

I’d have gotten it. I’d have laughed.

Life Aquatic can make me cry.

That’s a terrible trailer - like, just on a technical level its very poorly edited trailer with odd pacing and odd cuts - but I’m excited for the movie.

I did not see this character in tonight’s Mandalorian because I was so bored midway through episode three that I paused my watching and have yet to go back. The episode is an hour long and I have to spend thirty more minutes and wait for the shoe to drop and Bad Things to happen to Ex-nazi Scientist Man. Narrative…

Damn dirty commies want a world without 47 Funko pop variants of Sheldon Cooper.

I take umbrage at your insinuation that any design work went into a Funko pop.

Indistinguishable from what they look like outside a landfill: garbage.

Yeah but that’s twenty bucks I have no reason to spend if I can just use a ROM or disk image.

It’s a lot harder to Cask of Amontillado people in real life anyway.

Besides the folks below pointing out the difficulty of putting discs into a isc drive, I don’t even own a computer that can take a disc anymore.

I like to imagine getting Liam and Peebee into the airlock together, maybe hinting at some romance, and then flushing them into the nearest sun.

FFXIII’s problem isn’t gameplay, it’s that everyone in it is boring.

New York City is the world’s most insecure place judging from the numbers of movies, songs, and novels that insist, over and over again, that it’s just the bestest most specialist place ever.

DC has a pretty deep bench, to be fair.

That would require Ezra Miller to meaningful suffer any actual consequences. Majors is black, so the justice system will throw its full weight against him because domestic abuse has no place in modern society. Ezra Miller, assuming they ever go anywhere near a real sentencing, will have a judge let them go because you…

I mean let’s be honest if the last few years are anything to go by it could be referring to a couple dozen actors right now, unfortunately. It’s like vagueposting about an unethical male streamer: you could be talking about any, or functionally all, of them.

Damnit. Why must you make me add ‘watch through all of Digimon finally’ to my to-do list?

The only reason to twist an Oreo is so you can ditch that awful cream and enjoy a tasty cookie.