God everything about that was fantastic.

Grab them Wonka tiddies, Zero.

“Original Sheldon? Also my idea.”

“I helped Gary Glitter, Jared Fogle, and Marion Zimmer-Bradley get where they are today!”

Superman returns is the best live-action take on Superman in the last twenty years. It runs too long and could be tightened up but I’ll still take its warm colours and empathic, loving Superman over a single fucking second of Snyder’s ‘Pa Kent once told me it was probably better to let kids on a bus die then reveal my…

And I thought I was the only other person still pedantically trying to maintain the difference between raising the question and begging the question.

It... is working just fine here, though, because the grammatical work it is doing is ‘pun.’

I do not understand the smug, snide tone of this article and its wonderful collection of delightful charts.

Oh god that’s so awful.

“while Evangeline Lilly is uncomfortable with riffing and improv and acting and performing and screen presence and emoting and—”

“Mafia (or Werewolf, if you prefer)“

I’m more of a Blood on the Clocktower kind of guy.

Can’t wait to hear about the Iron-Fist revival, right everyone?

Give me my five-season No Man’s Land adaptation, Gunn. I am owed! OWED!

Season 3 and 4 of Korras are outright excellent television. Season 1 is a bit messy owing to the fact that is was allegedly supposed to be a contained one-season sort of thing and then was commissioned as a series and then wasn’t again and so it wraps itself up a little too quickly and neatly and strangely because it…

I find the normalization of chat overlays to be the most baffling thing about twitch streaming. I don’t understand who gives a shit, who wants to see the endless doomscroll of random bullshit overlayed with the content they’re watching. it’s up there with the sad egomaniacs who pay for the privelege of hearing their…

Question: who is the woman crying in the background of the header image?

I really expected the OTP from Usagi Drop to make this list.

I don’t exclude it from canon bu the series is forever burdened by the extremely stupid choices it made (while separating Korra from her Avatar past lives makes sense in the narrow sense of maybe not wanting Aang to show up as a deus ex machina at the end of every season, it rips from the show one of Avatar’s defining…

Few things piss me off more in Star Wars than the entire franchise ignoring Luke’s statement that Tattooine is a backwater, since apparently it’s the most important planet ever and Luke is missing-out on constant daily adventures presumably due to ill-timing, walking into rooms seconds after adventure and import just…

“as a brand, Whole Foods is generally known as a health food store geared toward “urbanist” shoppers who often discuss the brand on social media.”

Aka ‘insane people.’

I can only assume the dubbed/subbed versions they get in non-English countries are better in translation than Cameron’s insipid ‘noble-savage’ drivel.