“In a reveal so bonkers”

This reveal is not bonkers. ‘Famous friend gave other famous friend sensible career advice about high-profile project’ is not bonkers, it’s at best mildly diverting. Have a little self-respect for your use of superlatives.

Can you not see the man in the ambulance? He’s in the back there under the sheet.

I mean given the current response to Liam Hemsworth if I were a studio I’d be digging up graves if I thought it’d keep a popular actor in a role.

I picked up Assassin’s Creed Odyssey a little while back and at first I was stunned by the size of the game world, and then bummed-out when I realized how most of it is functionally empty space. In runs into the same problem MEA had, namely that what little there is to find out in the world is loot the game has no…

I think the ‘physical’ copy of Cyberpunk 2077 didn’t even ship with a disc.

I thought the first one is fine: if you choose not to go poke at it the story largely leaves you alone. But Below Zero put two separate characters in your head to interrupt your underwater day with unasked-for commentary.

I just want a sequel that merges the mechanics and optimisation of Subnautica: Below Zero merged with the unobtrusive, intelligent storytelling of Subnautica.

Every time I try to go back to Below Zero I remain shocked how they took one of the tensest, nail-biting survival games and managed to completely murder all…

I got excited until I realized they’re adaptation the musical and not the book. The book is bleak and aged poorly as all heck, but at least it tried to say something.

I mean not to be blunt, but as many other folks have pointed-out in one degree or another: Keanu Reeves is still alive because unlike everyone you hung out with, Matthew, he didn’t stuff his veins with speedball.

“Why does Keanu still walk amo-” ‘cause he didn’t think injecting cocaine and heroin was a good idea, Matt!…

“How else to explain her chugging a giant bottle of olive oil?”

Well depends: is this actual olive oil, which is totally drinkable in bottle volume, or the shit they pass-off of olive oil here in North America?

Because she could just be an Italian in position of actual, decent olive oil, rather than an alien.

No no no.

He presided over Miracle Day which is one of the worst things ever broadcast on TV.

I was horrified when I learned he was coming back. The man was an expert at running out of runway, with idiotic finales that kept upping the stakes to absurdist levels so that by the time the entire multiverse was threatened you stone-cold didn’t give a shit because of how inane the threat scale had become.

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This article is so typo-ridden I’ve given up on reading it. You’ve got, what, one editor now for the entire company? Remind me why I’m still here?

That’s a really stupid statement.

Yes, it is extremely strange that you’ve never heard of them given their two decades of content creation that has had major ‘nerd cred’ since the early days of aughts-internet. Not having heard of Red vs Blue, RWBY, or Achievement Hunter - even just in passing - is very surprising.

Not something worthy of criticism or…

Posted a joke referencing the Simpsons gag about lesbian bars, but then I remembered there’ve been some pretty awful gay bar fires in he last few years so I want to rescind it with this disclaimer instead.

Apologies, but you’re missing my point: I disagree that ‘everyone’ knows him from Batman TAS. I certainly don’t, and I suspect that the HQ show has introduced an entirely new audience to him who are in no way beholden to any memory or experience with a thirty year old television program, along with old time fans who…