Sadly.

No, it’s not.

“Zack Snyder’s Watchmen, James McTigue’s V For Vendetta, and The Hughes Brothers’ From Hell.”

Yeah, it’s weird he doesn’t like three shitty movies. What a crank.

“Clayface you may know from Batman: The Animated Series” the extremely popular Harley Quinn cartoon series that’s airing in the present day Christ why does it feel like nobody at the AVClub has any sense of the media landscape any more?

I want Emily VanDerWerff/St. James back. And TV Club Classic. And just... something…

I would also add the late 70s drama Family to that list.

“Over a decade later it’s branched out”

Two decades, Kotaku. Rooster Teeth is approaching its twentieth anniversary: Red vs Blue started in 2003.

Everyone keeps trying to give Saturn Girl a more updated, modern appearance, but her costume from her second-ever appearance, her rad futurist jumpsuit, is so perfect I don’t know why they try.

Cosmic Boy better have his 1970s costume or we riot.

Okay. I read it half a dozen times trying to parse the tone— it was the “ah yes” that had me bamboozled. Reading tone on the internet it heckin’ difficult.

It really was a problem in Origins, though. The game presents you with the most miserable knightly order that kills its initiates functionally so the story can show…

The Toronto you loved has been plowed under for shitty condos, I’m afraid. Whatever you loved about it, it’s dead or about to be.

I mean not if it lives up to that anodyne phrasing.

It’s not a major colony, it’s mentioned as being abandoned.

It feels like you’re being sarcastic but I didn’t play the second or third game so have no way of relating to your complaint.

Every single entry here made this game sound progressively less appealing, because each one frankly comes off as ‘here’s a system that’s not good, here’s how to get around it.’ The secret tips and tricks to playing Cyberpunk 2077 seem to be: skip vast portions of it that are lousy.

Why? Why bother? This just makes me…

That’s not how Roberty Downey’s Holmes’ ‘tastes’ that’s how all film negative tastes: we’ve asked you to stop suckling the negatives a hundred times. Please stop putting them in your mouth for pity’s sake you can’t absorb a film that way it’s not an oral medium.

No, I think their question was more fundamental than that, let me take a crack at answering:

This ‘is an article’ because written language, broken into discreet units known as words, can be arranged in such a way in a visual medium so as to produce in the ‘reader’s’ mind an understanding of meaning such that the…

“It’s one for the Whovians.”

Presumably to make up for the fact that the last few years of the programme didn’t seem to be for anyone.

“There is no moral relativism in Tolkien’s world where orcs and Sauron are concerned”

Incorrect.

In Morgoth’s Ring Tolkien says: “But even before this wickedness of Morgoth was suspected the Wise in the Elder Days taught always that the Orcs were not ‘made’ by Melkor, and therefore were not in their origin evil. They…

Wakanda Temporary

I saw Hocus Pocus on VHS when I was eight or so: it was the first movie I remember hating.

It wasn’t the witches, it was the kids. I hated those kids, and I hated the movie seemed to think I would relate to them and want to see them succeed, when all I wanted was to see the witches murder them.

I tried playing Origins, but ended-up super invested in my story of a Dwarven princess unjustly deposed and exiled from her home. When they game wouldn’t let me make that right, when it insisted I had to go back to the tedious Grey Wardens and their shitty society - I gave up.

I understand the lore explains why I have…