I too am crushed and disappointed that this is about—sigh—another tiresome sitcom, and not news that Mouse or AndrAI are about to grace my screens again.

I don’t like Bastion because when I was in university during a talent show some young guy took it onto himself to do a reading of the narration from the game (which no one there, particularly the professors, had played or was aware of) in abad southern drawl while his friend did interpretive dance and music played…

... why?

The series took no risks, did nothing groundbreaking, used plenty of uninteresting CGI and props left over from all the other Star Wars shows, and with the preponderance of these real-time LCD greenscreen replacements it didn’t even get to go anywhere exciting to film it.

This isn’t Apocalypse Now. This is the…

“such as House of Ho which focused on the multibillionaire Ho family out of Houston, Texas.”

Wow, that ended-up being even worse of a show than my assumptions from the title alone assumed.

Oh, absolutely - because China is one of the rare centres of power large enough to be able to shrug-offAmerican threats, since it has its own highly successful domestic entertainment market that has proven resistant to American media-colonial efforts.

Yeah he was my second choice after Boring McGee and His Dour Ghost friend from the Shadows of Middle Earth games. Also since I’ve never really played Gears I can at least speak to Shadows weird treatment of women first hand: plus, Sexy Lady Shelob is always good for a laugh.

Still doesn’t have women like Arkham hates…

Damnit, it keeps coming to all the platforms I don’t own.

The Shadows of Middle Earth games are right there, after all.

I mean if they really need to fill that Arkham void, it’s not hard to throw a dart and hit a game that features tedious over-muscled unemotional dudes and a rampant hatred of women.

I keep getting mocked for still using an iPod and downloading my media, but as keeps being proven time and time and time and time again: I am right and you should be doing the same.

In some cases I am fucked, don’t get me wrong: my Steam and PS4 library have a lot of titles I don’t have physical media for, but if you ca…

I would like to thank this writer for not producing yet another fluff hype piece and being honest that, hey, outside of LOTR there’s not a lot of Extended Editions in this world that do anything other than cock-up the pacing, and at ‘’11 minutes’ we should be rightfully skeptical that this is anything other than an…

I was assuming they brought in 500K and then spent that on Crypto and lived off the profits of the boom that followed.

My apologies if I misconstrued: I thought I was being called a Chinese commenting plant and wasn’t greatly pleased.

Canadian sick of America wrecking my country, actually.

They’d try to squeeze it out of a single stanza of The Adventures of Tom Bombadil.

“America’s ability to enforce laws on American properties stops at America’s borders.”

That’s a very nice fiction that is utterly untrue given America’s economic might and coercive history.

It’s more I have to squint all the time to see detail, and I often have to close one eye entirely, and just the though of having a screen literally strapped to my head for the length of a video game would be hella draining for me.

Changing my... diet?

I eat a taquito once every six months, if that. There are no ‘prepared’ foods in my house beyond the occasional box of crackers, I prepare all my own meals, I roll my own ravioli when I feel the urge, my diet is fine, thank you for your genuine if somewhat misplaced concern. I was just lamenting…

As a Canadian fan of taquitos, our love is tempered by the fact that they’re insanely expensive here.

I think it’s two for five dollars now, pre-tax? Something obscene.

I lost my mind at this sentence.