Yes. Players are not allowed to look at the screen, and are only allowed to input buttons in a pre-approved order with exact timing listed on a page in 30-point font and sans-serif typeface.

Nah, looked it up. The player who is red is at a clear disadvantage because he is more prominent on the screen than white. This is why my game would not use colours of any kind in order to circumvent this kind of overpowered stupid-dev bullshit.

Excuse you, he got three whole games fighting aliens in space.

I was under the impression it was a prequel. And I too hate it’s VR-only nature, as someone with a visual impairment for whom VR will never be anything but a gimmick for other people even if I could afford the hardware.

(Yes, I know there’s much cheaper VR options these days. I functionally can’t justify them either.) 

Going to create a fighting game where there are only two characters, each an identical grey cube with the exact same light attack, heavy attacks, and block. There is only one stage, and it is a beige room ten feet long.

This, as far as I can tell, is the only way to please fans of fighting games, and yet I know the…

I liked the Kid Leia idea in kind of the abstract because it was something the franchise genuinely hadn’t done before, but in the context of Obi-Wan it was the exact same show as all the other shows. The all look the same, they all feel the same, they all draw on the exact same reference point for cinematography, they…

“Animation drawing.”

Keyframes. These look to be keyframes.

Oh, the lore is rd - it’s how I was introduced to the game. It’s just... not IN the game once you actually go and play it, and the game as it stands now took even mroe of it out.

“None of these encounters ever feel unfair though.”

Objectively untrue. Having two brute in the same fight is a joyless pain, and coaxing Spidey to target the right person is frequently a lesson in futility.

“If there was a hero shooter with these guys, I don’t think I’d play anything else.”

So you’d think these animals are cute and adorable and you want to play a game where you strive to shoot them in the head?

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No, you fought a war to allow local landlords and slave owners to operate independently from distant landlords and slave owners.

I picked up Destiny 2 at the start of the Pandemic, but since for technical reasons I could only play through (shudder) Stadia, i didn’t stick around long. A few months ago with a new console I decided to give it a second go, and discovered that the recent updates had made the game ten time more hostile to the new…

“The Artemis program is designed to maintain a regular astronaut presence at and around the Moon.”

Why?

Genuine question. While I think the original Apollo program had the plug pulled too soon, it was pretty clear long before the program was over that going to the Moon was not about to yield anything insanely…

“There are a lot of expectations around the new House of the Dragon series”

Is there? Because the thing I see whenever one of these articles out is everyone going “goddamn GoT killed my interest in GoT.” That show burned so much goodwill by the time it ended that I’m not certain there’s much in the way of expectations.

I’m not any less visually impaired at the dentist office, subway, or in the bathroom.

Why would I watch Netflix on my phone? I have screens actually capable of displaying visual data at a scale I can process.

Got mid-way through the third episode, and my summation is really that Sandman-the-show is bad in the same ways Incredibles 2 was bad. Nothing in it is objectionable: it’s well-cast, it’s competently shot, the effects are not egregiously awful, the story beats are clear, the pacing is smooth, but it has absolutely noth…

... there was a 2018 Tomb Raider movie?

‘Slimeball main character’ is a general crisis point in the anime/manga/video game sphere. Can’t count the number of shows or games I’ve bailed on because the MC was either a fucking creep, or stood around and did nothing when interacting with fucking creeps.