I misread that as Reboot and stand by the statement I misread.

I Accuse My Parents brought to you by Boone’s Farm.

I find this review very strange, because Serenity is objectively terrible, an enormous mess of a picture that fails to understand the core pleasures of the original, and scales it the plot to fit ‘the big screen’ where it doesn’t work in the slightest - our team of heroes are scrappy outsiders clinging to survival at…

Good? it was awful.

I have no problem whatsoever believing that a complaint made against a media executive is credible.

They’re not good people. Fundamentally. The trend of the last few decades of media companies coalescing into vast monoliths of ownership - of which Warner Brothers is certain one - is a moral wrong that has done…

God, I’m so glad I got off this show mid-way through the new Doctor’s first season.

At the time it was the show’s weirdly conservative bent that I found most off-putting (seconded only by the worst TARDIS design - a cramped, horribly claustrophobic space with too-large scene elements that camera struggled to film in),…

I would not have predicted that this was going to be “Wait that show is still on?” program of 2020, but here we are. This thing vanished without a trace after episode... 2? And yet it’s still here.

This, to be clear, is no critique of its quality, good or bad. I have no opinion, having never seen it. I just know it as…

Two of them incolves eliminate multiple sentient species in a genocide unprecedented in history. One other involves forcibly changing every being in the galaxy because I guess you’re just special enough to decide that. The fourth and final option is to die.

Yeah, all these ending are nightmarishly horrible and not one…

“...which starts off with palatial images...”

This pathetic, Trumpian delusion of what a palace looks like is not palatial - it is just ugly.

I would accept the upcoming Mass Effect trilogy remaster if the ME3 portion was just the scene about shooting bottles with Garrus and the bit about unifying Quarians and Geth, finished with a big text message that just read AND THEN THINGS ENDED WELL.

The natural exit point for Cities: Skyline sis the moment you realize it just a weirdly bloated traffic simulator that never quite feels like the SimCity 4 successor we all dream about and you turn it off in irritation.

At least if my every attempt to play that game is anything to go by - the other natural jump-off…

I was going to read this but then I saw it was a slideshow.

So I didn’t.

While it should be noted that trying to apply modern racial categories that are themselves reactions to 17th century philosophies of scientific racism to people 2000 years dead is a total fools errand, Kleopatra was, ethnically, a (rather inbred) Macedonian Greek woman, and had no Egyptian ancestry.

The potentially feels like a half-decent game that, if it sells enough, finds up getting a really good sequel that irons out all the kinks and really delivers on the premise.

No, don’t laugh, this does happen in video games, unlike movies. It’s probably the only medium with sequels are genuinely considered a positive.

1) Those statues look like shit and are unrecognizable

2) As everyone knows and point out constantly, Attack on Titan is unabashedly pro-fascist and its author advocates for the rehabilitation of war criminals, which to point 3:

3) Don’t give this show fucking play in any form, Kotaku, especially not a positive article…

“Your choices.”

Fuck off, Bioware, I played the third game, which is hours upon hours of reminding you of choices you made in early games and getting rid of them as quickly as possible because it turns out they didn’t think through the consequences of making really big choices leading to highly divergent storylines,…

Yeah, it wasn’t a goof, just a statement of fact. I’ve got plenty of problems with Eisenhower (the mess the US left in Vietnam during the First Indo-China War lead inexorably to to the Second aka the Vietnam War), but like on the crazily skewed scale of US presidents being ‘decent’ (where you can ‘like’ Obama despite,…

Not since Eisenhower left office.

I was one hundred percent positive this show had been cancelled given the fact that the first season was swallowed by a black hole immediately on release - or so I surmised given how nobody wanted to talk about it and it had zero cultural impact what so ever, and so one can only assume that even the light from its…

Band of Brothers is one of the best shows of the last twenty years.

The Pccific managed to fail to copy a single one of its successes: it had dull cinematography, charisma-free characters, and a plot so unmemorable that I literally can’t recall a single story beat from a show that had The Pacific Theatre Of The Second…