jamesderiven
James DeRiven
jamesderiven

No.

You’d don’t pay rent in this game. This concept that you spend this article complaining about does not exist within this game.

This has been my biggest problem: she’s great, but her scripts are reactionary and horrible, and her Doctor is made to be weirdly passive and non-interventionist. And her TARDIS is garbage.

And it all just sucks so very much.

Well the best reason I can think not to rewatch Who is that it saves you from the bizarre descent into conservatism the moment you hit the Whitaker era.

Having party affiliation in the text would be nice - always good to know when corruption is party-focussed or covers everyone.

“In Panzer Corps 2's campaign, the centrepiece of the game, you play a German General of Nazi Germany tasked with building an army then taking it through the entire Second World War recreating the battles in which the Wehrmacht committed and enabled war crimes.

Panzer Corps 2's campaign has been designed to simply

Moana’s Personality Comes Through Even in the Storyboards

I mean they’d be pretty useless storyboards if it didn’t.

I had to watch the episode in five second bursts, though the fallout wasn’t nearly as bad as I feared.

It’s the book I have never made it through, because if memory serves its the book with Cadsuanne, who is possibly every single Worst Women-Writing Trope Robert Jordan possessed(9and boy did he have a lot), bound into one singularly hateful person.

“Men!” said the female characters angrily, puzzled at the way the men acted around them after they treated them contemptuously.

“Women!” said the male characters angrily, puzzled at the way the women acted around them after they treated them contemptuously.

Wanting to touch Jabba the Hutt is a more interesting character trait than any anyone in Rogue One possessed.

Weirdly aggrandizing and full of promises he can’t deliver on?

“and while it has remained consistently delightful”

This is a god-damn lie.

When Clone Wars is bad, it’s *abysmally* bad.

Well, he ruined Reboot, then he went on to ruin DC. What will he ruin next?

This - that the future will just be remakes of existing movies with digital recreations of acotes - is the plot of Connie Willis’ novel Remake.

It came out in 1994.

It’s more Clone Wars. What else do you need?”

Reassurance I don’t have to watch Jar-Jar Binks try to get laid by an alien queen again, because when Clone was was good it was excellent and when it was bad it was one of the worst-paced, miserable experiences on television.

I spent the entirety of this otherwise faultless article trying not to scream ‘it came out in 1920 it is not in any sense of the term a Victorian novel.’

“ and completely fabricated events that never happened”

I mean...

... I hate to break this to you about the original but

Made three attempts to play this game. To this day I could not explain to you what its combat system was or how to play it - I certainly never solved it at the time, as it largely seemed to play itself, making my involvement irrelevant.

It’s like they saw how the gambit system took the tedious part of gameplay out of

I put thirty hours into this game

Each time it was the same opening ten hours three times, at which point I resolutely gave up on a story that was trying far too little to make me give a shit about these inscrutable people and their downright opaque problems.

The jokes about motion smoothing killed me but C+ seems both generous and too harsh. This was not ‘bad’ television, but it was mediocre: Bluebird never justifies its 11 minute running time, and while Sunstroke is funny its whole ‘meta-narrative’ undermines anything it was trying to say.