No.

I watched it and thought ‘The question, “would putting the Mandalorian in a can with five supremely unlikeable people without interesting character traits or engaging qualities and watch them be shitty for 40 minutes while we do a lot of weirdly-angled medium close shots and light it with a single bulb be a good idea…

Judging from last season, the scary monster in this year’s Who will be the Activist Youth Who Cares About Issues And Doesn’t Like Being Stepped on By Corporations, or even that most-frightening of prospects, a female protagonist who isn’t passive.

And then find a way to let a bad person off the hook again because nothing says ‘defeating evil’ then giving stern looks and walking away.

Who is the spiky woman in the cover photo?

Few things piss me off more than PC gremlins’ blasé belief that the only thing keeping people for pouring thousands of dollars into a gaming PC is our ignorance of the possibility, and not - y’know - that’s possible to love PC gaming even though you’re poor and long for it to be affordable rather than a masturbatory…

That is the weirdest reading of Goldberg’s presence in Star Trek, since it always reads to me like Uhura’s biggest fan was psyched out of her fucking mind to be on Star Trek and thought it was the coolest shit ever that she got to play a Mystic Bartender on the Enterprise and flirt with Patrick Stewart.

I don’t normally find myself in any alignment with Trump’s views, but I have never once used an automatic faucet and thought ‘Ah yes, this is a good solution to a problem.”

I have an even better idea - what fs we had aired Section 31 and just never aired STD at all.

There are two mice in Pinky in the Brain, Michael. Both Pinky and Brain are mice. There is also a mouse named Larry! And another named Zeppo.

Snowball is a hamster, and Elmira is a mistake.

Yeah yeah Chrono Trigger yada whatever - can we talk about what BULLSHIT it is that Chrono Cross has yet to get any kind of HD remaster?

Good to know that after all these years E.T. still looks like a walking piece of shit.

Oh, you mean in the sense of hobbies, not in the sense of the late 19th century aesthetic movement.

Well I sure as heck won’t be voting for it now.

Sucker Punch to Watchmen is a spectrum between bad and more-expensively bad.

Superman Returns is a flawed movie - largely because of serious issues with length and pacing - but until the DC universe attempts to replicate its understanding of the tone of Superman (see also Grant Morrison’s All-Star Superman), their attempts to find success with Superman as a franchise will repeatedly fail.…

After the end of the second Bush administration Republicans realized that they were facing a demographic time bomb, and they faced a choice: abandon the social conservatism that was so overwhelmingly unpopular with younger voters, or double-down on its most extreme elements and play the Festung card of a siege…

But why would so few people have VR heads- oh, right, even by the standards of the ‘frivolous entertainment’ market they’re insanely expensive and of such limited utility that if you’re not a fan of a very narrow genre of games there’s zero reason to purchase one.

I mean that guy who spent 1.4 mill on that one video…

I was kind of excited for this movie.

Now I’m hearing it came out already?

And bombed?

“Star Wars Resistance Just Introduced One of Its Best Characters Yet”

His name is Death, the sweet releaser, come to claim this show that is only watched by contractually obligated television reviewers.

ALTERNATE JOKE:

I feel that way any time I walk around a suburb.

“Ugh, what a bunch of pretentious garbage full of shit,” I say to myself. “It’s like I’m inside a David Cage game.”